MELISSA's blog

2009-01-25T10:37:00.008+08:00

HEY PEOPLE. ok i updated, haha, but it was for a trade with charissa (: hmmmm lets see, today is cny eve, friday was bonding day plus celebration. tues went for learning journey at peranakan museum. Here are some photos. Haha YAY CNY IS COMING!! 31st people are coming to my house. (: COOL. Haha ok ok pictures.

omg our super duper uber cute form teacher mr yeo! we actually zoom in on his face (:

we were like forcing him to go up and dance. we wanted his to dance, but he say he only know how to bounce. HAHA :D

lizard acting cool? (:

sawyi sent me this. she said this lighter tofu wants to say hi to my tofu. haha (:

mr yeo covering his face cos we all wanted to take his pic.

thats weiqiang at the back :D

i've only got this pic left. i HAD 2 pics of huilin, who knew, that clever girl actually took the cam and deleted the photos while i was eating. GRRRR.

benson looks super zhuai.

that person? yes its sawyi (:

i was competiting with cheky, see whose photography skills are better. OF COS IS MINE LAH. this 1 is i take lor.

i took this 1 to. pro bah!

on the bus.

ricky says, these pots were used to store shit. NO LOR (:

HAHA!

thats benson.

OMG LITTLE NYONYA! :DD

BYE PEEPS! 新年快乐! [[[[:

2009-01-02T16:08:00.004+08:00

HELLO! Haha like WOW i'm actually blogging on a weekday o.O Haha. i'm just waiting for time to past, cos i need to go back to school for cca councillor thing at 6.20..... Hmmm Mr chia and Mr yeo are our form teachers, like WOWOWOWOW!! haha.... sian, lessons on friday end at 2.30 for my class. BOO. New year eve, went to watch twilight with my cousin cos charissa said it was soooooo nice.... When i watch it then i really found that it was nice! Cos i didnt read the book, so i dont know whats happening. So go watch loh, wah but in front talk a lot, last part then fight. But as charissa say, EDWARD IS SO SWEET!! haha. Then went to marina mandarin, cos my cousin's uncle booked a room there to watch fireworks. WHOA DAMN LOUD SIA THE FIREWORKS, stand at the balcony can feel it shake. Muahahahaha i watched it live ok, dont play play. Haha.

WHEN I WANTED TO BUY THE BOOK AT POPULAR, ITS OUT OF STOCK. GRRR.

Replies:

CELESTE: Hi cousin!!! HAHA you found my blog! OK LINKED! (:

cheryl: HEY!! hohoho KOREA IS FUN!! YES YES SKIING IS SUPER FUN! (:

charissa: HEY NO i then dont want the stupid wish to be true :X

joshua: GRRRRR..... You looked funny once in that new haircut ((:

ruiyang: HI RUIYANG! (:

Aiyin: YO! and yeah the bear is like super ex..... DIAMONDS *.*

Benson: HAHA. I just suddenly thought that it LOOKED like it..... (:

haiz... so its 2009 already...like WOW, i'm sec 4?? Amazing how 3 years passed..... when i saw the sec 1s i told rauf, 3 years ago he was as gundu as them. HAHA.... Whoa, 2009 must look forward to 1 thing..... STRESS!!!!! =.= sian... hmmmm i made some new year resolutions....

1. Finish my gold star. Argh its getting on my nerves.

2. Be a better sl. I dont want ms lai to EVER complain about me again. And i want flute section to be the best section in band. ((:

3. Play better in band. I cant afford to make any mistakes in my piccolo, i'll probaby be skinned alive.

4. Be more 温柔?

5. Read more. If i fail english i will so kill myself.

6. Pay attention in class. Cannot ask ricky everything. MUST RELY ON MYSELF!

7. Be a better person. Stop being so lazy. (@:

8. 8 points for O levels (:

2008-12-28T21:57:00.007+08:00

HOHOHO. Yesterday band bbq.... SIAN. SCHOOL IS REOPENING IN 4 DAYS!#$%^&*() haiz. And i finally updated ok, if not charissa this auntie will drown me in her nagging ((: too many pics to post, so i only posted a few.

korean girl?! NAH. its me.

these people were actors (:

we ate its meat ok. MUAHAHAHA.

OMG COFFEE PRINCE's COFFEE HOUSE!!

we were making kimchi.

the place in winter sonata. FREEZING.

OMG GOONG BEARS!

we went SKIING!!

how expensive the bear 2 pics below was.

this bear was in an LV bag.

most ex bear in teddy bear museum bah.

this was the well that i made that wish =.=

big fat round sun.

this reminded me of a headland and bay.

had to climb this mountain in boots. D:

1st meal we had.

1st day at airport.

BYES!

2008-12-15T09:55:00.002+08:00

HEY DUDES. HAHA!! guess what..... I GOT MY NEW LAPPY! :D now trying to blog with it ((: yeahhhhhh. Its hp mini i think i forgot its new, and its a free lappy, but who cares ((: HOHOHO. My flight is at 16th 2am, but i lazy go band.... And naughty char also dont want to go...... So now i'm at home slacking while people are alogging their guts out in band.... :D awwwwwww, they will be filming the march on wednesday, sadded, my face will not be in it. Hope flute section doesnt die.... ((: anyway, 17th is xinmei's bd... HAHA, so HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! wish you now bah since 17th i'm in KOREAAAAAAAAA. :D yesterday went to watch bolt 3D... hohohohohoho, jealous???? haha, the ticket is EXPENSIVE!!!!!! i dont know what to type liao... cant post anything else cos new lappy doesnt have anything.... ((: maybe later i'll post another post!

2008-12-08T20:11:00.002+08:00

HEYHEYHEY!!! Omg ok ok FINALLY i come to blog ok...... If not i think my blog become charissa's blog also. HAHA. Ok, one word to summarise 24th oct to now??? HOMEWORK ((: but at least i'm left with physics tys (a lot a lot of chaps) and adrian mole and the weapon of mass destruction (charissa's book which i borrowed since god knows when) ((: Got to finish everything before going korea..... Woohoo~ Just now went to town with char and molly cos yesterday was MOLLY'S BIRTHDAY and we wanted to get her a present, in the end i decided to find her something in korea. Thurs went to watch Noel with charissa... pics below ((: And charissa tagged me to do this quiz. There are many things i wanted to post.... Buttttttttttttttt, i forgot ((: pardon my short term memory. I promise, i'll post more often yeah?? Maybe AFTER my korea trip. HAHA :D

1. Do you have secrets?
Duh. Like who doesn't?

2. What is life to you?
Homework, tuition and band. OFCOS, FRIENDS AND FAMILY TOO.

3. Do you enjoy going to school?
Come to think of it, yes.... I just don't like exams.

4. What do you want in life now?
Everything.

5. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?
Loving someone.

6. List out your 10 favourite authors.
Its a miracle if i can even name 1. I forgot her name :/

7. What would you bring in a fight?
Missiles.

8. Is there anything that has made you extremely happy?
Sleeping.

9. What makes you angry?
A lot of things. (: If i start naming it will probably be longer than the great wall of china (:

10. How would you see yourself in 10 years time?
Same as char bah, A successful careerwoman with a CAR and a family.

11. Who are currently the most important people in your life?
Family, friends.

12. What is the most important thing in life?
Being happy with it.

13. Single or attached?
Single.

14. What are your favourite colours?
Pink, purple, brown.

15. What would be the 1st thing you'd say/shout/scream when you've reached the top of mt everest?
"I'VE REACHED MT EVEREST!!! HOHOHO. If you guys are jealous then start climbing."

16. What have you regretted in life?
Being anti-social, or more like too fierce :/ fyi i still have benson and joshua's '忍' from japan ok.

17. What are you doing right now?
This.

18. Do you prefer chocolate beverages or coffee?
CHOCOLATE BEVERAGES!!! Who does't love chocolate???? I know melissa ong doesn't x)

19. 5 people to tag:
Aiya who want to do just do.

BYE PEEPOS!!~

we found a girls toilet at hwa chong. ooohhhhh.

her hand was shaking......

cool effect????? HAHA.

2008-11-08T21:56:00.003+08:00

Hello people, once again, I'm back!
-waves-
Band camp is coming, I'm feeling so excited, and we're having our first night practice from 7.30-9pm. :3
And we're up to our necks with holiday assignments!
Like, W-H-Y?!
I can't comprehend.
But anyway, I'm a good girl, so I'll do them all without complaining. 8)
yay.
To say having two months for holidays is a farce, we all got cheated. D:

2008-10-06T13:50:00.003+08:00

HEY EVERYONE!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA I'M 15!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOHOO!~ SO COOL. Yesterday, charissa msg me, to wish me happy birthday, and she sent me a damn touching msg. Omg i love her man. Haiz. TODAYS PHYSICS PAPER.... What a disastrous paper. I practically stone at it. So much for working hard for it when i cant eeven do. !#$%^&*() BUT, DEAREST MOLLY, CHARISSA AND GUIN CELEBRATED MY BIRTHDAY WITH ME!!!!! THANKS GUYS!!!!! LOVE YOU GUYS A GAZILLION!!!! XOXO. They waited for me after the paper, then molly gave me 2 small small cake. There were no candles, so each of them used 5 of their fingers. HAHA. Creative! Then went jp for lunch, bought cute pencil chopsticks from gift a name. I shall take a photo of it next time, since i left me presents with molly. ARGH! -slaps myself- I just wanna say a big THANK YOU to:
CHARISSA, GUIN AND MOLLY, FOR GIVING ME SUCH AN UNFORGETTABLE BIRTHDAY.
WANQI, JASMINE AND MELISSA ONG FOR YOUR PRESENT.
HUILIN, FOR THE DAMN NICE FULL KEYCHAIN.
EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU WHO HAVE WISHED ME.

Haha. Lastly, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HUILIN, KHAY CHENG AND KHAY LENG TOO!!! [[[[[:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MELISSA! ((:

2008-10-03T11:56:00.002+08:00

HEY PEOPLE!!!!! haha, i see that my dear charissa has help me update, and her art skills are really horrible........ SILLY CHARISSA!!!! HAHA. ITS THE EXAMS AGAIN!!!! ARGHHHHHHH!! study hard yeah people???? i promise i'll update more after exams ((: this are pics of me and molly at cathay buying charissa's present. GOOD LUCK EVERYONE!!!!!!! (:

2008-09-15T20:42:00.004+08:00

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2008-09-14T12:46:00.005+08:00

HEY WORLD!
OK OK I UPDATE OK ((:
THANKSSSSSSS DEAREST CHARISSA FOR THINKING and CHANGING MY URL!!! YAY! Charissa, you rock!!!!! woohooooooooo~~~~Homework and tests are suffocating me, and guess what people???? i havent started on revision.
Ughhhhhhhhh. HELP?!?!?!?!?!?!!!?!?!?!?!? And again, i need help on chem and physics again. Any kind soul willing to help me?????? Pretty pretty please???? ((: HAHA BAND STOPPED. Whoa like finally..... ((: I'm so bad...... ok ok i have to go continue my homework.......... -gasps-

FINALLY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHARISSA!!!!!! YAY ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY!!!!!! SORRY CANT CELEBRATE WITH YOU, HOPE YOU LIKE OUR PRESENT!!!!! I LOVE YOU WOMAN! XOXO.

Good times during sec 2 science lessons in science lab (:
Those were the days...

2008-08-24T12:41:00.005+08:00

HELLO!!! I'M FINALLY BACK, AFTER I KNOW WHAT SEEMED LIKE AGES...... my people spammed my tagboard, telling me its time to update... so HERE I AM!! hahahaha.. hmmmm lets see what happened recently......

-BOTH BAND AND 3S5 GOT IN FOR TEACHER'S DAY PERFORMANCE!! WOOHOO~ audition was yesterday, really tiring, running all over the place switching from band to dance and back again. BUT WE GOT IN!! omg when they said we got in, we were like...... "WHAT?!" haha, i remembered monday, the first day of dance practice, everyone was like half dead and no one bothered to learn. Tues, wed, thurs, WE MADE A HUGE IMPROVEMENT, actually the first day i dance i felt that we cannot make it one, but then, THE DANCE IS SO MUCH FUN NOW RIGHT???? YAYA I LOVE 3S5!! haiz, band auidition that time i play wrong lah, argh totally felt like slapping myself. BUT HENG WE GOT IN. (((:

-COMMON TESTS ARE OVERRRRRRR. ARGH MY RESULTS ARE HORRIBLE, STUPID CHEMISTRY, CANT BELIEVE I GOT 2ND LOWEST IN CLASS, THEN MR YEO KEEP PICKING ON ME. =p HAIZZZZZZ.

-CLASS T-SHIRT DESIGN IS FINALLY OUT!!!! OMG ITS SUPER NICE, THANKS MUNTENG!! (:

-WATCHED BATMAN WITH LYs, peely (charissa), molly (lingyun), pokey (guin), and melly (ME!) haha.

hey, i dont know what to say already, nevermind, gotta go chiong chi homework now. DAMN. BYEEEEEEES!~ ((:

watched batman at cathay, we were waiting for guin.

SEE MOLLY, I HAVE EVIDENCE THAT YOU STOLE MY SWEET! in case you dont know what happened, MOLLY went to my class 1 day and went to my bag and helped herself to my sweet. I never let her take you know, she found it herself and start taking it. THANKS HUILIN, NOW I CAN CHARGE YOU, MOLLY! HAHA

molly left the class like nothing has happened. BAD GIRL.

went nanyang's concert with guin and char. TELL YOU HOW SWAY AM I, XUNYAN IS SITTING BESIDE ME, I JUST BLOCKED HIM FOR THIS PHOTO.

ELSEN WAS ACTUALLY DOING MATHS. OMG!

this was taken when we went to shop for ethnic clothes. thats actually (left to right) yanqing, enghoong, juitlin and pohyin. Dunno where is yingying. HAHA! =D

2008-07-26T21:12:00.002+08:00

HELLO PEOPLE OF THE WORLD!!! HAHA, I'M AT LOVER'S HOUSE NOW, AWWWWW AND WEINA IS LEAVING ON WED )))))): SHUCKS. MISS YA GIRL!!!!!
DAMN IT. TOMORROWS FINALS FOR EGG RUNNING. OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG. 30s FOR 100m?!?!?!? OMG........ SCARED??????? OF COS....... WISH ME LUCK, PEOPLE. -CLAPS HAND TOGETHER AND START MUMBLING SOME PRAYERS-
AND THANKS MY DEAR CHARISSA FOR POSTING :DDDD
COMMON TEST NEXT WEEK????!!!!?!?!?!?!!?!!!!!!?!?!?!?!? WTFFFFFF...... WELL, ANYONE STARTED STUDYING?????? WELL I HAVENT, AND THIS IS VERY WORRYING.
BYE EVERYONE!!!

2008-07-25T14:10:00.004+08:00

HELLO ALL!!!
OMG, I'VE NOT UPDATED FOR ALMOST A MONTH! -gasps and slaps face-
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I AM A LOVELY LITTLE GIRL WHO GOES BY THE NAME OF MELISSALINGSIEWLENGGGG, AND I LOVE FSMB TONNES!!!
YAY, THIS SUNDAY IS SO GONNA BE ONE GREAT WEEKEND!
WHEEEEE!:))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

2008-06-29T16:14:00.003+08:00

HELLO. YESTERDAY WAS FLAG DAY. MY GROUP: ME, MINJIA HEANGGEE AND KHAIKEAT. BUT WE DECIDED TO SPLIT UP, MINJIA KHAIKEAT AND BOCAN, ME HEANGGEE AND WEIQIANG. HAHA THEN AFTER NOT LONG, I WENT TO APPROACH THIS ANG MOR. THEN HE TOOK OUT HIS WALLET AND TOOK OUT A RED NOTE. RED NOTE PEOPLE, YOU KNOW WHATS THAT RIGHT. THEN HE PUT INSIDE THE CAN.
OUR CONVO:
Me "would you like to donate?"
Him "whats this for?"
Me "this kong wai shui hospital" (is this the spelling????!?!!!?!?!?)
Him "sure! -takes out money- but you have to tell me something in return"
Me "hmmmm?"
Him "where is the nearest TOYS 'R' US?"
Me "errr... i not sure... and thank you"
He laughs and walks away.
HAHA. THEN AFTER THAT WEIQIANG WAS LIKE FREAKING FURIOUS. HE STARTED GRABBING MY HAND AND SHAKING ME LIKE OMG LAH. RELAX AH WEIQIANG. THEN AFTER THAT, GOT SO LITTLE PEOPLE UNTIL WE WNET NGEE ANN CITY TO MEET RAUF AND KHAIKEAT ETC THEN SLACKED A WHILE, THEN MET UP WITH SAWYI, HUILIN, HWEECHEK, YUHANG, GABRIEL AND BENSON. THEN WENT TO FAR EAST WITH THEM AND RAUF FOR LUNCH. LUNCH WAS FUN, THEN HEAD BACK TO SCHOOL :D

WE ARE GOING OBS TOMORROW!!!!! HAHA, YAY NO SCHOOL!!!!! OMG THIS IS SO EXCITING. MEETING CHAR AND GUIN AND WEITING AND HUIQI TOMORROW I THINK FOR BREAKFAST AT 5.45, OMG I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT 4 PLUS THEN. HAHA NEVERMIND. STARTED PACKING TODAY AFTER SWIMMING, AND MY HAVERSACK IS LIKE FREAKING FULL. HAIZ........ NEVERMIND, CAN MISS SCHOOL CAN LE. HAHA.

LAST POST BEFORE OBS. MISS US YEAH,PEOPLE. HAVE FUN STUCKING IN SCHOOL!!!!
TOODLES.
LOVE,
MELISSA.

2008-06-24T18:15:00.002+08:00

HEY.
I'm bored. I was doing some edits for bio project. SIAN. arghhh school has only reopened the 2nd day and its already so scary.....
All the homework and tests to come. RAWRS. Hmmmm lets see.......
I suddenly felt SOOOOOOOOOO lucky that i'm going obs. HAHA. Just now during chem, mr yeo said that next week he was going to give us a test on chemical calculations (OMFG), then someone said something about some people have to go for shooting. Then benson said "cannot, cos 9 people are going obs" then mr yeo made a face. HAHA. Then i think i heard songwei say "earlier know i go obs"... HAHA... He was the one who said HE WAS SCARED THAT HE WOULD GET LOST THERE, AND MAS SELAMAT WOULD ABDUCT HIM THERE OR SOMETHING. What rubbish =.= HAHA going to obs makes me.... miss lessons (YAY), miss tests (YAY x2) and lastly miss homework (YAY x3)!! GRRR i'm just trying to be stupid, i know that i'll totally die when i come back. The homework and tests will come and hunt me.... HAIZ... ok, i've got to finish daddy's homework on partial fractions. OMG. Worst thing is i have to learn ORAL after that, just in case (a 99.9% chance) yang lao shi calls me tomorrow...... wish me luck people.....

p.s: I'll screw it anyway, THANKS FOR YOUR LUCK!

2008-06-17T17:15:00.007+08:00

HEY PEOPLE! I was freaking bored from all the homework chiong-ing, so i decided to update some pics i took in macau ((: HAHA. Super tired from all the homework..... Crap.... THE HOMEWORK COMES IN PILES OK..... Damn.... Ok ok. PICTURES!~ xD

this was actually made from REAL HAIR! WOW, click and ZOOM people.

we were FREAKING happy when tiger came, but our flight got delayed until the next day anyway...

WHITE COTTON CANDY!

LAND?!

this was actually a hotel room number =.=

being lame. ((: we've got red hands after visiting a temple.

HE WAS HANGING IN MID AIR!!!!

look at my brother's right eye (your right), like he was punched right. HAHA

remains of the st. paul's church.

cute name for a shop! (:

at MACAU TOWER

view from the 60th floor!

this reminds me of charissa. NICE BAH??

view from the 58th floor!

wanted to print this for father's day... =.= hmmmm i think this ad was from some dunhill shop.

awwwww. our beakfast.

that was made out of LEGO!! WOW.

we were SUPER being lame.

'NO TAKE A PICTURE', perfect english, it was directed to the previous pic.

nice peacocks???

grand lisboa, the most grand hotel in macau, i think, it was just beside our hotel, HOTEL PRESIDENT. ((:

HAHA. our another morning breakfast, we had this for 4 days?!?!

wynn. another super nice hotel.

this was INSIDE wynn. COOL BAH?? its the zodiac signs. it can open, ut i took a video of it (:

decided to do this cos many people cant find the girl i was refering to. OMG CHARISSA, YOU'RE LIKE FAMOUS?!?! :DDD

looks something like a coffin sia. o.O

they were trying to be M.I.G (man in grey) and M.I.W (man in white) HAHA!

can see the group of people????? they were playing majong, overlooked this block of flats from my hotel room

nice place... (:

2008-06-13T17:18:00.002+08:00

HEY PEEPS!! BACK FROM MACAU....... actually... its not really a VERY nice place..... its quite boring... argh. Updating cos so many peeps tagged and ask me to update... HAHA.... edited class blog a little... so came to post a few pics.... lets see what have i been doing lately..... HOMEWORK. shucks.... and i haven finish. MONDAY WAS BAND BONDING DAY!! WOOTS~ GROUP 1 ROCKS!! THANKS EVERYONE IN GROUP 1 FOR YOUR EFFORT IN EVERYTHING, CAPTAIN'S BALL, AMAZING RACE AND FASHION PARADE. THANKS FOR MAKING IT SUCH A MEMORABLE GROUP, COS WE WERE 1ST!!!!!!! YAYES (((: HAHA.

MELISSA, LEADER. JIANXING, ASST LEADER, WONDERFUL ROBIN HOOD. CHERYL, WONDERFUL HELPER AND MODEL. WEIJIE, WONDERFUL HARRY POTTER. WEISHEN, SILLY BEAN, WONDERFUL PIRATE. MAGDELENE, WODERFUL DESIGNER. SIEW RU, WONDERFUL DESIGNER NO.2. SZE ENG, WONDERFUL HELPER. JIAN YOU, CUTE GUY. JOSEPH, WODERFUL SPONGEBOB!

Oh, HUILIN and HWEECHEK dearies came over on tues to do bio project, omg we wanted to meet at 10 at imm, then miss blurhead said she wear home clothes dunwan go imm. ALAMAK. In the end fetch hweechek at imm le still need walk 1 HUGE BIG GIGANTIC round to fetch her..... HAHA. (: then went home, discuss A BIT, then online and saw rauf, songwei and khaikeat online. Then they started all the "I LOVE YOUs" omg.... finally got started after lunch, since dear huilin could only work on a full stomach xD they went home at about 5. HAHA. tiring day.
PICTURES!~

hweechek typing and smiling non stop. eeyeerrrrr.

GROUP 1!

edited (:

JOSEPH!!!!!! cute bah?? (koped from vincent's cam)

GROUP 1 FASHION PARADE

2008-05-30T17:06:00.006+08:00

HEY PEOPLE!!! i'm back with SOME pics from malaysia, lazy load all...... HAHA..... MALAYSIA was fun, especially crossrooming, although we were caught. Arghhhh. Ok, lazy to talk, PICTURES! :D ENJOY!~

SAWYI. my CRAZY-BUT-FUN-WHO-ALWAYS-BULLY-ME ROOMMATE. (:

CLIQUE.

GO, RAUF GO!!! (playing with tops)

GUESSSSS: who is the loner girl up there????? (clue: yongming must thank me hor) :DDD

MELISSA. WEIQIANG. BENSON. AND OUR BANANA PLANT!~ [[[:

alamak rauf.

CLASS PHOTO AT BATIK PAINTING!!

we (actually, sawyi) were bullying GABRIEL until he really regreted sitting with us. HAHA

HUILIN. MELISSA. HWEECHEK. SAWYI. YONGMING. 3s5`08

PLAY WITH CATS LAH!

ooooooh their band.

CHYIYIN'S "MASTERPIECE" xD

3 weirdos. BENSON. RICKY. SEBASTIAN.

CLASS PHOTO AT OLD FOLKS' HOME. (why must yongming be so retarded?? you know when he landed, i swore an earthquake could have started)

MR CHIA.

RICKY THE LAMEO. Haha, be a good boy ah! (:

chalkboards are FUN!

XINYU REFUSED TO SIAM. =.=

"RAUF SAY CHEESE!" i was taking rauf, then waikhin twist too. HAHA!

"WHO ARE YOU?" "I AM A STUDENT." =.=

RAUF. stupid face. on bus TO malaysia.

YONGMING AND WEIJUN ARE GAYS??!?!?!!!?!

benson so guai. aiyooooooo. ((:

BACKSEAT PEOPLE. actually the noisest people bah (: (as usual, retarded yongming's face was cut off)

SO CUTE!! :DDD

p.s: the girl in the pic is........................................ CHARISSA SEAH YOON LIN. HAHA ;DDD

BYE PEOPLE!!!!!!~

2008-05-17T14:01:00.001+08:00

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HI MEL I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!
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WEINA IS LEAVING AT 3!!!!

2008-03-23T13:28:00.002+08:00

TO MY DEAR ZILIAN WHO IS LEAVING IN LESS THAN 2 HRS: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG I'M GONNA MISS YOU LOADS x 10000000000 . BETTER MISS ME TOO AH....... OR I'LL CONSIDERING MAKING A PRANK WITH SIYING ON YOU HOR. HAHA. I MISS YOU ALREADY LAHHHHHHH. sorry for not sending you off, later i might end up crying like siying (if she went). haizzzzzzzzz. ))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))): i'm sure jordan will miss you too!!!! jk jk. ALL THE BEST K, QIN AI DE WEINA. HAVE FUN BEING IN BANGLAH LAND. HOPE YOU LIKE MY PRESENTS? I'M SURE ALL OF US (including siying, sihwee and your friends from nanhua who played that prank on you) WILL SUPER DUPER UBER LOOK FORWARD TO YOU COMING BACK. ILOVEYOU!!!!~ MUACKS.

2008-02-29T17:56:00.003+08:00

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOO~
came to blog because me beloved charissa helped me change my skin!!!! YAYE!!! cos i too ci(computer idoit) already ((: so cute right?? hahahahaahha.... YAY YAY YAY COMMON TEST ARE FINALLY OVERRRRRRRRRRRRR! omg the past few days were like hell....... studing and making notes like some mad freak..... YAY YAY YAY THERES BAND TMR!!! haha, even band is more fun than lessons now...... ((: gotta go finish MR CHIA'S A MATHS LOG WS!!!!! BYEEEEE~~

p.s: ILOVECHARISSAILOVECHARISSAILOVECHARISSAILOVECHARISSAILOVECHARISSA <3

2008-02-22T16:30:00.002+08:00

HELLO PEOPLE!!! haha i havent blog in 1346798520 years..... argh homework!!!!! nvm...... just blogging for fun... for the sake of typing on the keyboard... haha..... no lah... i was waiting for my powerpoint to load..... have to continue my A MATHS REVISION WS le... BYE FOLKS!!! [[[:

2007-12-22T17:30:00.000+08:00

Okay hi, klajslkdhgadg.
I'm blogging for my beloved lover, cos she's too lazy to blog. That stupid girl.
Oh anyway, our zilian's phone got stolen. Stupid ass. Oh and if you want to see how I've cursed the bastard, go to http://reckless-ride.blogspot.com
I included her share. So go see k, (:

Love,
Siying.

2007-12-17T14:57:00.000+08:00

XUNYAN PLEASE JUST DIE, idiot.

2007-12-12T16:41:00.000+08:00

HELLO MY LOVES!!! haven blogged in 7418529630 years....blogging for fun..haha...back from malaysia wor..haha...got a horrible sunburn..lazy to type a whole big paragraph leh... so go see
http://www.cascade-thesteps.blogspot.com/ or http://reckless-ride.blogspot.com/ for the pics and stuff k? haha... sorry weina((: LOVEYOU!!! haiz... I LOVE INSPIRATION!!! its rocks man...haha... and cynthia said she loves me, YAYE I LOVE HER TOO!!!! haha.... i love FSMB's flute section too!!!! i'm so lazy to blog now, will blog again when i'm NOT lazy and free!!!! MUACKS~

FSMB CONSISTS OF:
CYNTHIA.our beloved senior who teaches us to be bette flautists
JINGWEN.our beloved oboe senior
NATALIE.our beloved cute, silly and crazy SL
JINGYI.our super cute piccolo player
SOOCHING.our senior who always go against jingyi
JUNLONG.our senior who always do silly things
ME!!!
HUILIN.a super mad girl who always makes the flute section laugh
WEIKIAT.a super busy business man
SHERYL.a girl who laugh loudly in the middle of band
ALFRED.the cutest guy you've ever seen
HUICHOO.our one and only devoted hao junior
MAE.a super quiet girl

weina(my beloved zilian).me.siying(my dearest lover) (((:

2007-11-25T14:49:00.000+08:00

I'm helping Mel to update, since she can't.
Tsk, concert is in approximately one week!!!!
ZOMG!!!!!!!!!!!
ICCAN'TWAIT FORIT!!!!!!
OH YEAH!
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Love,
Charissa(:

2007-10-16T17:13:00.000+08:00

WHY IS MY LIFE SUCH A SAD CASE?????????????? i'm bored like shit...walking around the house..hoping and wishing BADLY that time would miraculously pass but sadly.....it wont..guess what i did???? even ly couldnt guess it (actually she could..it was only after a very veryyyy veryyyyyyyyyy long time xP) i actually read the xiao wang zi know...ohmygod what has happened to me??????????? today got back so many results again..ffffff....why cant my languages be better????? its like no matter how freaking hard i try still no hope de..ok now my total results score...lan like shit lah my languages..see see see!!

ENGLISH:
compo-16/30 (shit)
functional-18/30
paper 2-14.5/25, summary (still dunno)

CHINESE:
compo-46/70 (very very proud..cos ly and huiwen said i out of point :X )
functional-12/20 (got scolded...booo..)
paper 2-43/90 (well done...flunked by 2 pathetic marks...fffffff)
listening compre-9/10 (i dunno what is xing sheng shui!?!?!?!?)

HISTORY:
45/75 (stupid joshua..bia until so high lah..well done..yongming also...grrrrrrr)

SCIENCE:
80/100 (YEAH!!! topped the class with yongming..tsktsktsk...is there something yongming cant do???????)

HOME ECONS:
46/100 (booo..could get highest with weilin and natalie..stupid silk...)

MATHS:
paper 1-49/50 (i didnt read the damn qn properly....shit...)
paper 2-????????

so overall my results are fine except for da languages lor...ok about yesterday...

went bugis with my auntie charissa...finally..after 14 years of my life, i saw what was bugis like...went around..bought accessories (will post its pic next time)...then charissa went to buy her shorts..NICE NICE NICE!! then i bought my little miss tee..gonna wear it with loverrr to/in malaysia..hohoho...i bought little miss stubborn..love it to bits..then char bought this damn nice necklace..but i no money so cant buy..i'm so gonna pullmy mum to bugis and make her pay for the things i want(: cos there's simply too many things i want..walked around, talked alot, gossiped alot, crapped alot, saw many many ex stuff ehich made my eyes drop..then went imm...walked one round then went to take neos..this charissa, made me walk lah..wah siao legs damn suan.....haha..actually in bugis i ask her want take anot she say dunwan..then when joshua told us he was taking neos with his pri school mates then dunno why she also wan go take...then we were laughing like some mad idoits cos we were thinking how would boys pose when they take neos..haha...saw that joshua and charissa's class are damn damn bonded lah...sec 2 alr leh..still go out know...compare with my class hor...whah...i doubt even if my pri school friends see me on the street would they even recognise me lah...i duno even go out with my pri school girl-friends loh still boy..hohohohoho....take ready then go my loverr's house pass her the little miss tee...she wanted a little miss giggle..haha....MY LOVERRRRRR....then went home and showed my mum the shirt i bought..she is always critisizing (how spell arh???) me... then she say like baby..then i say whatever then i walked away..what have i seriously done is my past life to deserve such an unreasonable mother...i've probably committed my huge sin like killing someone or stealing or abusing people....hmmmmmmm....or i've been a carnivore and went around swallowing many many animals in a gulp, causing them to be endangered or even..EXTINCT!! lol...she scolded me just cos i dunwanna go triple science and i dunwanna give tuition to my brothers..ffff...scold until veh cham lor...ok ok change subject..haha i shall sing myself, yongming and cheryl tan, us the october babies a happy birthday song..haha(:

ME, 6 october:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME-LI-SSA,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!

YONGMING, 7 october:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU,
YOU'RE HUNDERD AND FULL,
YOU'RE STILL WEARING PAMPERS,
HOW SHAMEFUL ARE YOU?

haha ok ok sorry...jkjkjkjkjk...nah nah nah..

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YONG-MING,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU... haha my dar(: present hor...

CHERYL, 15 october:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO CHERYLLLL...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!

haha sorry hor no present..give you next time k? ((: LOVEYA!!!

2007-10-12T19:25:00.000+08:00

ZOMFG!!! my results are rock bottom until cannot bottom ready........SHYTE!!! and guess what..then usual cycle repeats and i got scolded by my mum for getting such 'wonderful' marks for my languages..... ENGLISH: compo-16/30....i wrote the wrong qn no. so probably some precious marks got deducted there...and the marker said i wrote out of point..well done...sorry my dear english tuition teacher...let you down...haiz.. CHINESE: paper 1-46/70, 12/20 paper 2-43/90 paper 3-9/10. i practically wrote out of point for my compo (everyone said so) and i did not fail??!?!?!??!?!?? miracle...haiz functional was cos of wrong format..damn...paper 2..bloody hell....2 pathetic marks...EVEN CHARISSA WIN ME!?!!?!!?!??!!??!?? gosh...and this lingyun is seriously the most bian tai girl on earth...hao chiong bu chiong come last min chiong until 71.5/90 know....omg...but i feel happy for her since no matter what calculator she use is possesed.....haha..she say de..cos no matter what calculator she use, it always gives her the wrong ans...silly...then home econs...YEAH!!!!!! 46/50...total 91/100..WOW THIRD IN CLASS...i'm so honoured..thank you thank you..haha dnt also third...hmmmmm...bu yao lian(: then maths..HOLY SHIT...49/50. my poor poor 1 marks is lost cos???????????????????? i didnt read the qn properly. 6c...argh.. i went to find x...so my mum scolded me for such lousy marks for my eng and chi while so good marks for the others... =_=" after school went imm with these two aunties...watched charissa eat mos then shopped around..i felt so malu...i had to help me mum check some rice cooker thing..then the salesperson saw me..then he asked me would i like to buy anything..i said no and i walked off..then i heard him laughing...damndamndamn...then brought the aunties to try the egg tart..haha..then went home..then i asked my mum if can go the chalet anot..then she said "now temporary can. but if you go triple science then confirm can. no need ask anymore." WTF!!! ok....now me dedicated paragraph to yongming:

haha..actually only a few sentence lah...anyway thanks my dar for the tortoise...haha...you told me it was as cheap as a peanut..but A peaut only cost $0.000000000001 so it cant be(((: haha..my brother loved it too (taking that he has the same bd as me and that he loves tortoises) ((: but if you decided to buy another one for me, i wont mind(: i'll be most willing to wait..hahahahaha((: thanks darrrr....

2007-10-11T20:13:00.000+08:00

some lame lion dance at my void deck..

my tuition teacher's present.....look down...

gosh its lovely...(:

my pathetic free cake (the one at the front) and my bro's tiramisu cake 9the behind one)

neos!! lovely(=

me and my lover's shadow..

being lame while studying sceince...

my tuition teacher (yes the same one)'s children day present to us (me and my bros)...

i love it to bits...the houses are pineapples (in casse you dont know, its spongebob's house) and its motels are krusty krabs...

lantern festival..

'M'

inconsiderate people (actually i wanted to burn things too...bleahhhh)...

my poor lover stompping off cos i said she was short...)):

my loverrrrrr.....

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disgusting and smelly water babies..

present from chi tuition teacher who finally came back from china...

gosh..that was meant for my bro..i dont even know the slightest thing abt it...will my bro even know what the hell is it?!?!?!? she thinks too highly of my bro..haha

if you'd watched last time the 9 o clock show 'like father like daughter' you would find that my poor ly really looks like the 'ah ma' who died....NO OFFENCE!!

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mr bean!

at the travel fair..

i dont even know why do i look so ugly when i take pics....shit....see my brother??? so photogenic know.... dun underestimate my little brother hor.. he got two...TWO girlfriends kay...actually is the TWO girls like him lah..boo..while i had none..HAHA...cute didi...(:

HELLO!! i've dicided to come blog...knowing that i practically type till my poor fingers rot...hahaha..i officially declare that EXAMS ARE OVER PEOPLE, WAY OVER!!!!!!!! gosh...i felt that i practically studied till almost half of my brain cells died....no choice...my languages are gonna pull me down to rock bottom anyway...ok lets recap..

111007,TODAY(THURSDAY):

home ec paper...everyone finished it 20-30 mins lor...except for yi chian..who was still scribbling at the last moment...haha..then ms agnes chan..cute lah..go use high sch musical names...i laughed when i read it lah..haha..then break...then this shit maths field test..what a whole load waste of time...waste my brain cells thinking, waste ink to print the paper, waste paper to print the ws, waste our pen ink, waste our energy writing, waste energy when muscles contract, waste electricity to generate power for the fan and light...shit....i didnt know how to do 4 qns..the others was ok...then this leon..keep playing lah during the test..i see him i want laugh...then we left early...went to take neos with ly and char..actually wanted to go pierce ear but ly cant go..so next time bah..haha..then went to eat jap food..i became their usual rubbish bin(: but its ok...then went home...went home and was bored to my fingertips..i started reading for 1 and a half hours..and my muscle cramped for sitting too long...shit..then played com..was too lazy to touch it but i had to transfer songs for my bro anyway....and my mum started talking to me..will elaborate further later...hmm..thats about it for today... past days i'll post them next time...

2007-09-15T14:05:00.000+08:00

woke up and heard my bro talking rubbish...my mum said something bad then my bro said 'YAY!!' then my mum said ' why you say yay..' then my bro said ' i didn't say yay...i said....yay' then i was like.." wtf..its the same logic as 'are you stupid or are you stupid' "...my family is seriously mad...tsktsktsk.. went to band....blew all the concert pieces again..tedious..haiz...my hand was like aching...my thumb is pain...huilin's pointer is pain..haha..natalie and jingyi didnt come lah...so i went to flute 1 to accompany huilin..stupid..blow solo that time no sound come out..hack the flute into pieces...AND MISS LAI SAID THAT NEXT YEAR THERE WILL BE A WHOLE NEW BUDGET WHICH MEANS.......WE CAN BUY MORE INSTRUMENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! god...i was overjoyed when i heard that..all the flute in the cupboard are practically spoilt despite the fact that they were repaired countless times...then we were telling ms lai to buy more flutes..then she said 'buy more miyazawas?? miyazawa different for the other flutes hor' then i was like..'duh..its more expensive and harder to play with all the holes to cover...' I WANT A NEW FLUTE!!!!!!!! grrrrrr...and i soooooooooooooo love japan stuff..gosh they are so nice...had sectionals after that...then wen home early for tuition...here is a silly conversation by US. AND ALFRED HAS BECOME ONE OF US(FLUTE-TIS)!! haha((:

WEIKIAT: BYE TUITION-TEES!!

ME: bye weikiat...bye alfred..

ALFRED: bye elmo(cos i keep making elmo noises)!! bye HL milk!!

HUILIN: .....BYE ALFRED-TEES..

ME: wth??? what is alfred-tees..

HUILIN: dunno..i anyhowsay one..

ME: 'maybe she was influenced by weikiat' -laughs..-

was looking through my stuff and saw this...its miss shanti's clip...haha..i didnt return her cos the next she went back..awwww sad....(bleagh..)

guin's caramel sweet from japan..

my hand-resting-while-using-the-mouse pig..HAHA

i pasted the tatoo on my jian bao for decoration..COOL!!

finally found the big blue heart9attached at the back)...its a gift from my pri sch friend..(:

i was so sian..so i started to take pics of my pencil box..charissa's voodoo..

my pineapple..leon say next time i cannot hang this...cos my baby will drop..HAHA..

sweets inside charissa's tomato bag..

my mum bought these..so cute man...i LOVE the stich...

bought in hongkong...

birthday present by my pri sch friend(:

hanged it on my phone last time but it broke...Melissa's Phone..haha(:

2007-09-14T14:02:00.000+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY DEARIE!!!!

HAHA...CHARISSA SEAH AH PRAWN IS NOW 14...

WHICH MEANS SHE IS SOOOOO OLD..(:

AND I HAVEN'T GET YOU YOUR PRESENT!!

GO THINK ABOUT IT HOR..HAVE ABOUT 1 MONTH?

HAHA.. ILOVEYOUMYAUNTIE!

(p.s: iloveyou more than ***..so dun worry, i'll fight for you.HAHA..MUACKS~)

my dear charissa and i in science lab..

our model: lingyun!!

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lingyun's.......erm......chicken...

edmund'd second masterpiece...but hor..edmund..no matter what you do he still so chou 1 lah (X

lingyun's(right) and benson's(left) jack skellington..leon and junbon love it..haha

leon says that lingyun's jack is lingyun and boyi's child..cos its bald..HAH!

lingyun and her chilli bag..gag..

YO EVERYONE...haiz..managed to blog..haiz..has been like banned from the com cos of EYEs..damn..let me think back..hmmmmmmm.

WEDNESDAY,120907:

first period hcl then science then pe..forgot what we did lah shucks...then art..AH-HA..this one sure remember..whattheheck lor..the stupid doctor tan came in for the whole thing..he taught us to draw something like a chicken but is totally not..was talking this whole load of crap..hate him..now i rather prefer the bitch than him lor..walao...talk until like so pro like that..draw..oh please..NATO!!!! idoit..then history then form techer period..i was chionging science then..then everyone behind us was laughing with dao lao shi...haiz sian..then had band..haha..jie xiang said that the band sounded A LITTLE bit better without xunyan..its like...obviously duh..he always purposely play so loud..cos he want FUHUA SECONDARY MILITARY BAND to become FUHUA SECONDARY BASOON AND MILITARY BAND...grrrrrr....

THURSDAY,130907:

maths then english then science then hcl then ae...what the...pracrically 80% of the class did not change lor..lazy...then did all those stupid and useless dance moves..so hate ae..what a whole freakin waste of time and money and energy...then watched other schools's syf again...and silly joshua said that the one we saw was very disturbing(but actually is not loh...) haha..every one he watch, he find them disturbing...silly...haiyo...then history...then had to stay back to chiong ying-yong-wen..damn...so long lor..sian...went to buy bubble tea with charissa and lingyun..bought a new one called balck and white..charissa wanted to try so i followed her..its almond..and ling yun said that if you drink a lot you will start to get sick of it...i didnt really believed her..but after drinkng a while i feel very sick of it..haha..clever lingyun...recently has been talking a lot to this dangerous girl..gosh...i'm gonna get her dangerous disease too.....!!!! then chiong-ed home for tution..tuition tuition..then i told my tuition teacher that my exam was on 27th sep then she was like " OH NO!! why you didnt tell me earlier??? and you started tuition so late!! how?? it is only like..two weeks from now??? OH NO! how?? and we had not done a lot so far. OH NO!" haha..i was like laughing..i wasnt that anxious lah..haha...

FRIDAY,140907:

came sch and was surrounded by charissa and benson cos..............they did not know how to do maths..haha...has been doing and collecting so much of maths lately..gonna driving my nuts...first period hcl...had chinese-one-minute-of-fame..haha..lol...funny i tell you...funny...then go to textbook...then the projecter went nutsycuckoo again and the screen was black..so dao lao shi asked people to read..first was weikiat..then she called me...i dunno how read so many words lor...then i was frantically asking lingyun..then she said(in chinese) "the next person the name almost same with hers...inside got a 'xiu'" then vennesa was like "WTF." then SUDDENLY(the power of suddenly) the projecter worked...so i no need read...then dao lao shi said "congratulations! you no need to read cos xy fixed the projecter" then i was like...oh please...like only he can fix like that..i bet if joshua was the one who fix it weikiat wouldn't even have to read no need say me...hell...then music..mrs low nv come..then pe..played captains ball...there was like only................8 people..so pathetic lah..sometimes lingyun hor is pro until............................ then science...sian-sation then el...did not report thingy..dunno what heck lah...then went to buy fries with fin and lingyun and headed home...had swimming..i feel swimming now i totally useless for me....cos the pool is under cover so what does that mean?? no sunshine...no sunshine so no heat and UV rays..no UV rays so no tan...no tan so i'll become whiter and whiter...becoming whiter and whiter means i'll be whiter than charissa..being whiter than charissa is...................................DEFINETELY NOT GOOD...haha...hmm..wonder if i got a tan as dark as joshua..what would natalie say about me like what she said about joshua...... hmmmm... haha....

2007-09-11T17:13:00.000+08:00

hie..here to blog again before i go and read my science..boo..test tomorrow...ok

MONDAY,YESTERDAY, 100907:

sch reopened..damn..early morning came sch..then told junboon,joshua,yi liang,wei kiat only needed to hand in 2003 paper 1 then they were all like "WHAT THE HECK MELISSA?!?! you now then tell us" espicially joshua the pro..he was copying junboon's 2004 paper 2..haha..then when i told him no need copy then he was like "ni ju xu..." haha..reading then maths..LOL..then eng..bala..wasted a whole load of time telling us about our corrections blah blah..lame..then ms ng come in always like so extra..please lor..then art..now the bitch gone then a bastard come in..wtfack..calls himself what dr tan..pui lor..he damn what..when giving out paint that time then he saw me painting then he saw you cannot do this cannot do that then come 'gei kiang' go draw my painting..whatthefuck..HE TOTALLY DESTROYED IT...walao i tell you..then i dunno how to continue with my painting..when i finally continued,he came again adn DESTROYED IT THE SECOND FACKING TIME!! wakao..i pissed liao loh..still see the way he talk..so bloody ******* ass...pissed...this was yongming and yongxiang and fion convo about him:

YONGMING: i thought he was the one at the hawker centre selling chicken rice?? -in chinese-

FION: no lah..

YONGMING: really!! i think i saw him there lah..

YONGXIANG: walao can be doctor dunwan be come here be teacher...

YONGXIANG: can earn more money dunwan come here earn less money..(HAHA)

YONGXIANG: so, be teacher plus doctor plus CHICKEN RICE SELLER at the hawker centre...

haha..fion told me about it..damn funny lah when i hear..then home econs then hcl..dunno why on earth did mrs tay come in..HAHA...then had band..then joshua called me...ran like theres no tomorrow for his ws..good ah you..haha.. ok..now its gonna be damn sick so if you cant stand sick please do not read the red part.. during art, joshua starting calling kiwi 'kawaii nashite' (kHawaii neh-shee-teah) 'kawaii' means cute..but in KELVIN'S dictionary its cute breasts..(EWWW) then 'nashite' is the past tense..so comes out to be...'kiwi is cute breasted'...WTH!!!! i didnt knew joshua was that sick too....god..HAHA..

TUESDAY,TODAY,110907:

i LOVE cme lah..we are having the ministers thing right..haha..i'm a citizen..in the RETIREE zone..so funny lah..the retirees in our class consist of ME,CHIEN WEI, JOSHUA, CHERYL, EDMUND AND LEON...then this wei kiat keep on saying in a 'lao auntie' cos i'm a retiree..WTHELL..LOW INCOME WORKERS (aged 45 and above) : wanting, lingyun and yongming...(tsktsktsk..lingyun is poor..HAHA) MEDIUM INCOME WORKERS ( aged 30 and above) : dion loh ,ze xian and charissa (charissa is not happy cos she wants a HIGH income..hoho..greedy..C: ) HIGH INCOME WORKERS : darren, guin, jun boon (wow..guin is already rich..plus her high income..OMG!! haha) YOUTH AGED : peiying, fion, hui wen, wei lin, wei kiat, wei ming..

MINISTERS:

KAIQIN, YONG XIANG, NATALIE, VENNESA, MEILING, ZHI TING, YI CHIAN, KIWI, CLAUDIA, GABBIE, YI LIANG, BO YI, XY, BO CAN, KELVIN, BENSON..die..have benson plus natalie..hoho..BUT!! we're are gonna sue xy/kiwi till their pants drop..HAHAHAHA..just you wait...

then history,el,hcl,maths...kept talking to ly today..haha..ILOVELINGYUN..she is damn funny..haha..then she cried again..haiz..will explain in next post..BYE!!~~

just trying to be lame(:

leon's puddle of water..his poor one-day-old water bottle dropped..sorry!! dun cry..(:

charissa's TOMATO!

THANKS SO MUCH JOSHUA AND BENSON...(still tell me for my anger management..)

2007-09-09T11:51:00.000+08:00

hellos~~ WOOTS CHARISSA IS FINALLY BACK!! i cant wait to hear EVERYTHING about..actually...i'm gonna read some on her blog lah..haha but so many words loh..sian diao...i read finish benson's blog andglanced through claudia's blog cos vennesa,meiling,guin,joshua,darren and gabbie havent post..hahaha..seriously my eyes are gonna drop out..zzz...AHHH I WANNA GO JAPAN LAH FACK....zzz...lets talk about yesterday while i wait for my dear charissa to upload finishe her pics and post..god..

SATURDAY 080907:

woke up..slack...haiz..my maid keeps saying i'm going to turn into a fatty soon(WTH!?!?) cos i everyday say i want to eat,eat ready say want to sleep,sleep ready say want to eat..haha..LOL..eh..hols leh..if not from mon-sat must wake up early loh..damn...had tuition at 4 cos my bro start first at 2.30..so i watched grease..LOL..i was like diao-ing throughout the whole show..haha..except for the songs lah..and its only right at the back..dang..then tuition..almost slept..i just realised somthing; when i've got nothing to do, i'll be bored. when i'm bored,i'll start to yawn. when i start to yawn, i'll start to feel sleepy..damn...then went imm for dinner again..argh..imm has practically become my third home..i'm going there every week without fail..for charissa, her third home is the school toilet..haha..our second home is the school..lol..then i went popular cos i wanted to buy somemore water babies...gues what were thy used for?!?!!?!?!?!?!? decorating plants...wth...but watever my mum still bought one more packet for us..ex man ex..$4.90...haiz...then at night my dear dear loverr came over to give us the donuts..walao i tell you they are KAWAII man..haha..i dun even wanna eat them..when i saw the donut i felt so happy cos they were soooooooooo damn pretty luh..THANKS MY LOVERR[[[: AH! THOSE PEOPLE WHO WENT TO JAPAN HOR, IF YOU POST YOUR PICS LIAO TAG MY BLOG TELL ME OK? haha.. i'm so eager to see them..charissa is VERY VERY BAD..she says she wanted to lost her passport in japan then she can become a pr..what a badie..but its impossible..if she lost her passport she'll become an ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT instead..HOHOHO..walao i read her post hor sounds super duper uber fun there lah..walao..my mum said that now japan going have earthquake or something so cannot go..next year than go if have..CHAISSA,NEXT YEAR IF I GO YOU BETTER GO TOO OK? HAHA..god..haha..tomorrow if i tell those ppl who went to jap the thing i told charissa,they are sooooo gonna kill me..haha..but dun worry..tomorrow you'll know((: haiz..so excited about seeing those pics charissa and claudia etc took in japan..GOD, maybe next time i'll follow charissa to immigrate to japan..HOHOHO~~ went over to my loverr's house to return her grease..then we started talking and laughing and sending things cos she got her sony ericsson phone...gawd..her themes and pics are sooooo nice...ILOVERHERMAN!! she is soooooooo my bestis FOREVER~~ haha.. THANK YOU MY DEAR BELOVED LOVERR,SIYING FOR THE SUPER DUPER UBER PRETTY DONUTS..XOXO..haha...see?? i'm so nice...say i'm so nice(X i sooooo wanna do so many things after end of year..lets see..hmm..

1. PIERCE ANOTHER EAR HOLE WITH LINGYUN
2. GO OUT WITH CHARISSA AND LINGYUN AND FION FOR NEOS
3. GET CHARISSA'S AND MY HAIVIANAS (maybe)
4. GO OUT WITH MY LOVERR,SIYING TO BUY CLOTHES
5. GO OUT WITH SHARON TO TAKE NEOS

green and yellow water babies.

the super duper uber KAWAII donuts<3

today's water babies...

what charissa bought for me last year in jap..hmm..wonder what she got now..((:

necklace bought in imm..

crown belt..FINALLY!

2007-09-07T15:56:00.000+08:00

ben chia, elsen, jordan and leon had to blow here and..........

dorothy at the other end had to hear it..OMG!! so jia laht lah...sorry..i still go di siao them..poor things...HAHA

today's water babies..two days ++ old..

yesterday.

marble!!

FACK...the phone my mum got..god lah...so nice..

one side.

other side.

delicious fish in a jacket in swensens..YUM~~

what a crappy day it is....damn...first..woke up early for band..in the car my mum niam-ed at me..fack..then when reach sch bloody facking xy purposely come stand in front of me and natalie and jing yi and said to someone of the phone "i want you to know i love you ok? muack"

fack fack fack fack him..then i got so pissed i shouted at him..wish he was sacked from band...MRS TAY!!!! AHHH I YOUR SUCCESSOR IS BEGGING AT YOUR MERCY TO HAVE THIS IDOIT SACKED FROM THE BAND. IF I WRITE A PETITION, MORE THAN THREE QUATERS OF THE WORLD WOULD SIGN IT. haiz..had band in sewing room..fack...the thing in the study area or ava room is cancelled lah then we're stuck in that sewing room..pity all the boys who had to carry the percussion instrument...i carried the chairs..haish...then had sectionals..sectionals with natalie and alfred is so fun lah..haha...cos weikiat and alfred kept talking then natalie was like damn pissed..haha..then natalie ask us what piece we wanted..then we numbered each piece and told her to choose a number..she choose 7.....which is.....ANIMATION!! she said she was praying that it would not be animation..HAHA..then in the end we worked a bit on animation.concerto and go west...then was super tired when i came home..then i wanted to eat lunch..then i get the rice..then i wan go get the vegetables then saw SO MANY FACKING ANTS on them..in the end i had to eat plain rice and miso soup cos my maid doesnt want to do anything abt it until dinner then she fry it again..WTH!!!! argh....so you seeing how facking is my day..CHARISSA!!!!! back tomorrow if i'm not wrong..GODGODGOD..wonder what did she bring back for me..bye ppl..gonna ponder on it..((:

Female survey.

[one]. spell your name without an A.

- MELISS..my cousin calls me that..HAHA

[two]. Are you single?

- duh...

[three]. Whats your favorite number[s]?

- 3..

[four]. Whats your favorite color[s]?

- purple,brown,orange,yellow,pink,green...

[five]. Least favorite color?

- black.

[six]. What are you listening to?

- my mum nagging..

[seven]. Are you happy with your life right now?

- no..

[eight]. What was/is your favorite subject in school?

- MATHS!! it still is..haha

[nine]. Do you shop at abercrombie??

- no..

[ten]. Where do you wish you were right now?

- band..or out with someone not in my family..dunwanna stay at home..

[eleven]. What should you be doing right now?

- this?!?!

THE CANS:

Can you blow a bubble?

- yes

Can you touch your toes?

- yes.

Can you wiggle your ears?

- no.

Can you roll your tongue?:

- yes.

THE DIDS:

Did you ever want to be a doctor?

- yes,,but when i saw the injections i had to give, it freaked me out.

Do you believe in God?

- see which god you talking about.

Do you like roller coasters?

- yes..HAHA..thriller!!

Do you want to be a fire fighter?

- yes..but i dunwan become chao da like joshua..GAGAGAG

When was the last time you bought a clothing item?

- yesterday at OP. nicenicenice!!

What was the last thing you drank?

- miso soup..my maid cooked it..

What was the last thing you watched?

- totally spies..

THE WHOS:
Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?

- my mum.

Who was the last person to call you?

- my mum.

Who was the last person to text you?

- my mum!!!

CURRENTLY:

What color top are you wearing?

- blue.

Pants?

- grey fbts.

Have any tattoos?

- no..cant imagine how much pain i would have to go through to have it.

Straight hair or curly hair?

- its always curly..

Happy?

- nope..haha

2007-09-06T09:25:00.000+08:00

my right leg in alfred's left shoe..haha..enormous shoes..weijie got so fed up with me and alfred lah...so gao xiao..

the gigantic amount of water babies cheryl gave me..THANKS!! ((:

after 10 mins ++

can't see the white 1 lah..haven't took a photo for today's one..haha..

hie ppl..haiz..YAY charissa is coming back in two more days..i'm practically bored to death..oh yeah somemore about yesterday's bowling..kai qin is damn funny lah..he purposely throw the ball into the long gang...go see his video..i have it cos i send it to my phone..damn gao xiao lah..HAHA..then darren and johnathon keep saying angeline eat stariods or whatever how to spell it..haha..so funny man..going out later..walao i tell you..i seriously got no clothes to wear..this morning when i open my closet i realised that i only have like a few..that pathetic few shirts which i always wear..haiz..nvm..chinese new year come i'm gonna make sure i buy some really nice clothes..haha...yesterday started to chiong sheng huo shui bi..but i write like two paragraphs liao then stone..dunno what write liao..wahpiang i tell you..i a lot of words dunno how write..so crap...haha..thought about yesterday's bowling makes me laugh lah..GAGAGAGAG..haiz...dunnno what type liao..zzzzz

back...rushed home to find my tuition teacher standing at the door le..haha sorry((: then tuition tuition tuition..dying soon..she speaks so fast lah..but compare with benson still lose..haha lol..then she explain 1 passage to me i yawned like 753951482 time..then she keeps laughing at the stupid answers i write..the qn was '----they were frighten of the myths heard so they started ______ in circles' guess what i wrote...'walked' she was laughing till she almost fell off the chair..the answer is gathered..damn...my eng sucks..ok..brought my grandfather out for lunch at plaza sing swensens(my family is like swensens's most regular customer)...then shipped at OP..bought some tops and a short..so nice man..then went to my auntie's house then she gave us a lot of stuff..i mean it..she gave us an eyore..quite big..can hug when sleep..she gave my mum a samsung F500 phone cos she said that the font was too small. she gave us a light and some more clothes. wow..seriously rich..but her temper is scary((: like me..HAHA!! haiz..got a lot of tuition to bia...haiz..got so fed up with my skin..argh..bye ppl...

A: DROP DEAD GORGEOUS

B: Loves to make people laugh

C: Really easy to fall in love with

D: Is a great dancer

E: Beautiful eyes

F: People wild and crazy adore you

G: Dont let people tell you what to do

H: Easy to fall in love with

I: Love to laugh

J: Easy to have fun with

K: Really silly

L: One of the most romantic people you know

M:Makes dating fun

N: good bf/gf

O: Really easy to fall in love with

P: Popular with all types of people

Q: A hypocrite

R: Can kick your butt

S: Lives life for fun

T: Great Friend

U: Gets blamed for everything

V: Not judgmental

W: Very broad minded

X: Never let people tell you what to do

Y: Loved by everybody

Z: Lives life for fun

M- Makes dating fun

E- Beautiful eyes

L- One of the most romantic people you know

I- Love to laugh

S- Lives life for fun

S- Lives life for fun

A- DROP DEAD GORGEOUS [YEAH!! HAHA((X]

2007-09-05T21:09:00.000+08:00

LOVES~~~

gosh..prettyprettypretty...

<3<3<3

OHMYGODGODGODGODGOD!!! this ipod was what i got for my birthday from my mum(although havent reach yet lah...)..GOD LAH!!! i cant believe it man..plus recently i keep spoiling my mp4...i'm still in the state of a shock man...ohhhh.....AHHHHH...LOVELOVELOVE..FACK!! my whole paragraph on bowling is gone..haiz..will retype it next time...ok..so i'm here to retype again..fack it..ok fine..had band in the morning...then kept laughing with this silly hui lin at the slightest matters..HAHA..she is so mad luh..then lunch..we all dunwanna eat cos there is xy with us..finally he left to burn in hell thats why i had the appetite to eat..HAHA..sat with xiao qian and natalie's group..then natalie is so funny..she stoned at her rice for quite some time cos she said she was full..haha..then alvin-the-pro ate teo plates of hokkien mee..wow...then went bak school..then went bowling..went bukit batok bowling centre..then our group was the last lane,beside jie xiang's group..in their group had eugene,jing yi,darren teo,johnathon,ben chia..i think no more le..then this darren and johnathon is mad de they keep saying angeline and jing yi eat dunno what drugs lah..then will make them very strong or something..haha..crapped with them..i didnt bowl cos didnt wanna bowl..later the poor floor would have a thousand and one dents cos of me..HAHA..then alfred,angeline,ze xian ans deonis bowled..angeline is pro de i tell you..then weikiat keep saying she chio cos she took out her skirt and wore her damn short shorts..haha..then this kai qin..keep on purposely throw the ball into the long gao..wahlao i tell you i almost laugh till i fall off the chair lah..then still ask ppl to video him..then i went to kpo kpo natalie cos i saw her doing her hw..then she saw my phone have the notes then ask me how i do that..our conversation:

ME: you go organizer then go notes..

NATALIE: uh huh..

ME: then you type liao then save. then you click more then show in standby.

NATALIE: WAH!! -sounds super amused- like that then i wont forget to do hw le.

ME: huh you dunno??

NATALIE: erm..no..haha..i a lot of things dunno one..HAHA

haha...my silly SL..haiz..forgot most of the stuff liao..aiya..lazy type..when i remember again then i'll continue..

oh yeah..this is our conversation about joshua..hmmm....:

we were talking about something when suddenly....

NATALIE: oh yeah..joshua is so shuai lah! he is soooo tan..

ME: wth?!?! he is not tan..she is black..so lets just admit that..

WEI KIAT: yeah he is black..

NATALIE: but he is so shuai lah -asks jing yi if joshua is shuai-

ME: omg natalie are you ok?!

WEI KIAT: natalie..you cannot fight with melissa. cos joshua is hers.

ME: wth?!?! what joshua is mine loh please...

NATALIE: hohoho melissa, i'll be fighting with you for joshua..

ME: you can take him..haha..i dunwan..(X

NATALIE: -talks to junxiang something about his specs-

WEI KIAT: joshua the black..

NATALIE: -asks dorothy if joshua is shuai-

DOROTHY: -SUPER DUPER UBER DAMN BIG REACTION then bursts out laughing-

ME: see??? even dorothy also dun find him shuai loh..seriously natalie got something wrong with her eyes..

NATALIE: but joshua is really very shuai lah

ME: -give up liao...haha-

NATALIE: -after a while- joking lah i joking one..HAHA..nah return joshua to you..i dunwan him liao

ME: argh..weikiat you are so gonna die...

[ ] Gotten detention.
[ ] Gotten your phone taken away
[ ] Gotten suspended.
[X] Chewed gum during class.

Total: 1

[ ] Gotten late to a class more than 10 times.
[ ] Didn’t do homework over 5 times.
[ ] Turned at least 3 projects in late.
[ ] Missed school cause you felt like it.
[ ] Laughed so hard you got kicked out of class

Total: 0

[ ] Got your mom/dad etc. to get you out of school.
[x] Text people during class. (my teacher doesnt give a damn...)
[x] Passed notes.
[x] Threw stuff across the room.
[x] Laughed at the teacher

Total: 4

[ ] Pulled down the fire alarm.
[x] Went on myspace, friendster, xanga,etc. on the computer at school. (the sch coms seriously lag to the extent...)
[x] Took pictures during school hours. (if not my blog will die..)
[ ] Called someone during school hours.
[ ] Listened to an ipod/cd player/mp3 during class.

Total: 2

[ ]Threw something at the teacher.
[x]Went outside the classroom without permission. (i dun give a f*cking damn about the art teacher)
[ ] Broke the dress code.
[x]Failed a class (chinese,english..all languages..fackfackfack..)
[x]Ate food during class

Total : 3

[ ] Gotten a call home
[ ] Couldn’t go on a field trip cause you behaved badly (hello..we're not babies..)
[x] Didn’t take your stuff to school
[ ] Gotten a detention and didnt go
[ ] Stuck your middle finger at a teacher
[x] Cursed during class loud enough so the teacher could hear

Total: 2

[ ] Slept in class
[x] Copied homework
[ ] Felt hungry during class and left to eat
[x] Got into so many fights or arguments
[ ] Got kicked out of a school

Total: 2

Times your total by 3.

I screwed up ??% of my school life.

1+0+4+2+3+2+2= 14

14 x 3= 42

I screwed up 42% of my school life.

WOW..so much ah..tsk tsk tsk..but mrs bala still praise me until i'm a little angel with a big glowing halo on my head..HAHA

2007-09-04T03:32:00.000+08:00

this damn cute egg tart in imm..only $1.20 ea loh..still got so many flavours..

lingyun with yongming's bear..

my brother being lame..

he went to ask the army ppl to help him paint his face like that..xiao hua mao..-MEOW!-

my blog is like so dead without charissa to spam..haiz...yesterday saw gabbie come online..then i asked her she can online in japan ah..then she say she homestay then the jap ppl let her use..haha..wonder how are all of them doing now...zzz...yesterday was damn tedious..went through all the pieces for the concert..my shoulder was aching lah..seriously everyone in the flute sectionnafter playing a few pieces started to stretch..haha..then i asked natalie which section will be the most tired after playing all these pieces..she thought for a while then said the flute section..haha..i so agree with her..lets see...clarinets the thumb there will damn pain..horn can support the horn on their lap..haha..then eupho also need raise up but not so high..tuba got stand right?? haha..but their legs will break with the weight..trombone can put on their shoulder hor..i dunno..trumpet i seriously think they'll be as pain as us..haha..saxaphone their necks would break from the strap..then we all must 90 degrees(OHMYGOD) then have the gravitational potential force acting on our hand then we'll be damn tired..hohoho..scientific..then had sectionals..hui lin is seriously damn cute..talking with her makes you wanna laugh..gagagag..4 more days till charissa return..ahh..OH YEAH..on wed bowling i'm in the f*cking group with xy..well done..heng got alfred,angeline(please come...),ze xian,rui yang..dunno who else...wth...then heard leon and wei kiat same group..win liao loh..haix...oh..and my bloody mp4 is giving so much problems..1st i dropped it and its screen came out then i put it back it but..does not look the same lah..2nd i spoilt the ear piece..its damn ex luh fack..3rd now i dunno what happen then screen came out and broke..well done...

1.Your favorite color out of :RED ,BLACK,GREEN,BLUE,YELLOW?

- YELLOW.

2. Your first initial?

- M.

3. What month were you born in?

- October.

4. Which color do you like more, BLACK or WHITE?

- WHITE.

5. Name one of your friends?

- CHARISSA.

6.What’s your favorite number?

- 3.

7. Do you like Flying or Driving more?

- FLYING.

8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?

- OCEAN.

9. Think of a wish but dont write it down.

- ....

Answers:

1. If you choose :

Red- You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black - You are conservative and aggressive.

Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue- You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love and give good advice to those who are down.

Yellow - You are a very happy person.

[erm..i'm not happy???!!!???]

2. If you're initial is :

A-K : You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R : You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z : You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

[whattheheck..]

3. If you were born in :

Jan-Mar : The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totallyunexpected.
April-June : You will have a strong love relationship that will last forever.
July-Sept : You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good.
Oct-Dec : Your love life will be great,and eventually you will find your soulmate.

[why all love love 1 ah...]

4. If you chose :

Black : Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White : You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

[i'm so curious to find out who..HOHOHO]

5. This person is your best friend.

[hmm...YUP!! haha]

6. This is how many true friends you will have in your lifetime.

[whtathheck??? so little?!?!?]

7. If you chose :

Flying: You like adventure.

Driving: You are a laid back person.

[oh..sorry..i dun like adventures..i just wanna FLY!!!]

8. If you chose :

Lake: You are loyal to your friend sand your lover and yourself are very reserved and not emotional.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people but have many emotions.

[...dunno what they talking about..zzz...]

2007-09-03T21:17:00.000+08:00

having band later..finally can get out of my house..i still have hw havent finish lah..i'm so lazy to finish it..i still have:

1.jian bao
2.sheng huo shui bi
3.chinese ws
4.eng tuition
5.maths tuition

finally finished my maths ws and history ws..just now my bro went tuition at the tuition teacher's house which is the block beside mine..and from my window i can hear him laugh lah..LOL...can you imagine how loud is that?!?! goodness gracious..yesterday went that damn ARMY open house..i hate open houses.i absolutely detest them..go there see all the tanks and armies and shows and granites..so lame..then we were walking when there was a truck who went past us and the pierre something(whatever his name is..act in the bao jia wei guo) was waving at everyone..then he turned around and wave in our direction..then my maid was like shrieking and keep saying he so handsome..walao..my maid practically drool over guys..LOL..was damn tired..saw jun long there..LOL...what a crap day..so damn angry and pissed..god..4 days without charissa..haiz..wonder what would she get for me..wonder what would benson get for me too..HOHOHO...i'm speechless again..sat..hmm..what happened..forgot..short term..HOHOHO..and i'm in an official battle with yongming about charissa..YONG MING..watch out...i'll definetely win..YEAH!!! ((: this is the first time i'm feeling bloody emo..WHATTHEFUCK... i did something on my friend's blog..but i cant post it..its what diesease are you suffering from..i'll help some others do later..gtg..DAMNME...

cause: genetic mutation(what is that suppose to mean???)

symptoms: excessive tallness, extremely squeaky voice, snoring..(HELLO!! i dun snore..and i dun squeak!!)

cure: infect someone else..(HOHOHO..)

1.Are you in a serious relationship now?
- no..

2. What is on your mouse pad?
- the mouse?!?!

3. What’s your favourite fruit?
- grape..

4. Do you wish to be a pilot someday?
- yes..i wanna fly far far away from my home.

5. What is the colour of your pants rite now?
- black..

6. Do you have a lot of admirers?
- no..LOL..i'm neither pretty nor popular..so why should i have..gagagag

7. Do you think about your love problems?
- duh.LOL.

8. Is your computer in your bedroom?
- yes..and i'm using it now..

9. Is your hair long or short?
- long???

10. Do you like going to the supermarket with your parents?
- no..

11. How much is your allowance for one month?
- $20..so poor thing..

12. How long does it take for you to make your hair?
- 10 mins bah..

13. Where did you last go?
- the army open house...fack...

14. What you had for breakfast this morning?
- sponge cake.

15. What you had for dinner last night?
- lor mee.

16. Do you sleep alone?
- yes..

17. Who is beside you now?
- no one..wooh wooh..HAHA

18. What is the last thing you touched before you went on the comp?
- the switch to on the damn com..

19. Who is the prettiest/hottest girl/guy you know?
- dunno..all my girl-friends are pretty..HOHOHO..guy..i dunno..LOL

20. The best feature of the girl/boy you like?
- the face??

21. The sweetest thing someone said to you?
- dont remember..they always say sacarstic things to me..

22. Something you want to tell him/her?
- HER..COME BACK FROM JAPAN WITH A BIG PRESENT FOR ME(:

23. Why do u like him/her?
- i dun like i love..and i love CHARISSA cos i love her can..

24. Inner/outer beauty?
- huh?!?!

25. Ever had a dream come true?
- no..boo hoo..

26. Do u like the smell of durians?
- not really..i just eat it..

27. You ever wished you were royal?
- duh..i wanna be rich..

28. What’s the worst thing you’ve faced recently?
- emo?!?! WHATTHHECK

29. What do you get complimented on all the time?
- my maths marks..

30. Who do you want to meet?
- CHARISSA!!!

2007-08-31T15:05:00.000+08:00

THURSDAY 300807:
pe was crap..played monkey again..almost half the class did not went pe..damn sian..chi..el..crap..then maths then cme then ae then history..aft tht went home have eng tuition..haha..she is ok lah..only not as pretty as my maths tuition teacher xD haha..my maths tuition teacher damn pretty luh..haha..then ate and went sch for talk..the parenting talk is like crap..the talk was ok lah..only many damn kang chiong parents luh..wan the sch to make sure the child goes into the class they put for their option..wth..please lah..common sense loh..obviously cannot rite..must see your child sway anot mah...lame..then went to get report book and see mrs bala..my mum sae she ok lah..cos she keep praising me..haha..she said: ' melissa is a very quite girl in class, her work is very consistent so you need not worry about her at all. she'll definetly go into a triple science class so you no need worry. you should be proud to have such a daughter like her. her grades are all right and she a very good girl.' i was standing behind laughing my head off lah..haha..then chien wei standing beside me..then he look at me and say 'you quite meh?' HAHA!!! BYE CHARISSA~~ XOXOXOXOXO -HUGS AND KISSES- MUACKS!

FRIDAY 310807:
morning when going to sch charissa called me..i was so surprised luh..haha..then she said she wanted to talk to me before she left..wow..i'm so honoured..ILOVECHARISSA!! miss her damn much lah..then she passed the phone to benson..then censon thought i was lingyun then he ans 'helloooo? six pack ah??' then i say ' wah..you miss ling yun so much ah??? you must buy something back for me hor cos i help you give your card leh..but i dunwan food..haha' then he tell darren then darren say 'so mafan..dun buy ready lah..' then i say ' eh..where can..must buy more more things come back for me..HAHA' then had aces..crap..then have class bonding..shouted until almost no voice..yongming sing until--------..its damn mad lah..lazy type out all..then went hall..sat behind ze xian and jun boon..ze xian is mad..they two keep looking at people's ---- then tell me and fion..EWWW...its damn mad..laugh so many time like a mad idoit..((: i didnt know mrs tay young the time so cute..HAHA..then went to buy bubble tea with lingyun and fion then walked to jps with cheryl..have not talking to her for soooo long ready loh..missed her man..haha..then saw atiqah and farah..missed them too..then saw a lot of joniors from band..didnt rmb they were from jps..espicially ben lee..haha..saw wei xuan,melissa lim,ben chia,dulcia,ek seng(is his name like dat?),ai yin,elycia,sharon,joey lee,yu jie,meng yan many many more loh..forgot..haha..then went off at 1.20pm..cos i wanted to go off cos got nothing to do..then cheryl pulled me till 1.20pm..then walked to her home with her then took 98A home..sian..later going swimming..argh..not gona get a tan cos the pool have a shelter above it..crap..i gotta go pack my stuff..BYE!

1. The phone rings, who do you want it to be?
- anybody also can..but obviously not wrong no. lah..haha

2. When shopping at the grocery store,do you return your cart?
- duh..i'm a good citizen(:

3. If you had to kiss the last person you kissed again, would you?
- who did i kiss??? no one..LOL

4. Do you take compliments well?
- yes(: MRS TAY COMPLIMENTED ME....HAHA

5. Do you play Sudoku?
- sometimes..

6. If abandoned alone in the forest, wad would you wish for?
- food!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! or maybe another thousend wishes...haha

7. If your house were on fire, what would be the first thing you would save?
- my bank book...cos all my money inside leh..

8. Who was the last person you slept in the bed with?
- my dino...LOL..he is always on my bed..

9. Are you taken?
- huh???

10. Favorite childrens book?
- heidi..LOL

11. Eye color?
- black bah..i want purple!!

12. How tall are you?
- 163cm..dont remind me how short i've became..argh..

13. If you could do it over again,start from scratch, would you?
- do what??

14. Any secret admirers?
- nope..

15. When was the last time you were at the toilet?
- just now?? 30 mins ago.

16. Favorite ex..?
- no ex..LOL

17. Where was the furthest place you traveled?
- australia brisbane..

18. Do you like mustard?
- errrr..yup?

19. Do you prefer to sleep or eat?
- both...

20. Do you miss anyone?
- CHARISSA!!!!! LOADSLOADSLOADS..

21. Can you do splits?
- nope..all my pants would split too..

22. What movie do you want to see right now?
- ratatouille..

23. What did you do for your date?
- no date..LOL...

24. Do you think The Grudge was crappy?
- whats that???!!!!

25. Do you own a camera phone?
- yes..

26. Was your mom a cheerleader?
- nope..she against me being one when in pri sch..LOL

27. Whats the last letter of your middle name?
- no middle name..tell you i not ang mor liao...SINGAPOREANS MOSTLY DO NOT HAVE MIDDLE NAMES OK...

28. Are you HIS panic?
- no..no his also..LOL

29. Do you like care bears?
- yes..i like their tummy..HAHA

30. What do you buy at the movies?
- popcorn..

31. Do you know how to play poker?
- nope..wanna learn..

32. Do you wear your seatbelt?
- yes..i do not wanna pay $120 if i got caught..

33. What do you wear to sleep?
- pyjamas?!

34. Anything big ever happen in your life?
- my voice broke???!!!??? LOL

35. Is your hair straight or curly?
- curly..hate it..

36. Is your tongue pierced?
- no..

37. Do you like Liver and Onions?
- NO!!

38. Do you like funny or serious people better?
- serious..

39. Ever been to L.A.?
- no...

40. Who is on your mind right now?
- cheryl..HAHA..

41. Any plans for tonight?
- swimming..

42. Whats your fav. song at the moment?
- cnadyman..HAHA

43. Do you hate chocolate?
- no..i LOVE it.

44. What do you and your parents fight about the most?
- my grades..grrrr

45. Do you need a boyfriend/girlfriend to be happy?
- hmmm...no??

46. If you could have any job where would it be?
- ANYWHERE that has a high pay!!! $$$$$

47. Are you easy to get along with?
- not really...if you provoke me..i'll make your life miserable too..

48. What is your favorite time of day?
- night..cos can sleep!! ZZZZZZ...

49. Are you generally a happy person?
- not really..haha...

2007-08-30T15:13:00.001+08:00

heyheyhey people..finally have time to blog..but have only about 25 mins..my eng tuition teacher is coming at 4..HOHOHO..first lesson..hope she's pretty(((: like my maths tuition teacher..HAHA...let me think back:

TUESDAY 280807:
printed home econs photos for benson's,natalie's and our group..forgot what happen luh..i HATE short term..aiya..then only have photos for today..and i'll try and change and become a less NOISY an VULGAR and VIOLENT person(: haha..I'LL TRY!!! i've realised that the links on my blog are white..which makes them very hard to see..argh..but the top is nice loh damn..argh..

benson's laksa.

ling yun's photograghy skils..nice hor..haha!

another one by lingyun..she is having so much fun with MY camera..

me and charissa's laksa...YUM~~

lingyun's

what lingyun calls an artistic picture.but she deleted the one i took of her..damn

i realised that every pic lingyun took has LEON in it..ling yun ah...

ah ha...MY ARTISTIC PIC! and seriously for the first time i say 'kiwi's ondeh ondeh rocks(:'

leon's and junboon's disgusting burger..(X

joshua's rojak..he wanted to give himself 10/20..haha

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weikiat's and chienwei's nasi briyani..

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ME AND CHARISSA'S LAKSA!

fion's and lingyun's prata goreng..i keep saying roti jalan..HAHA

natalie's and yong xiang's satay.

mei ling's laksa

benson's laksa

WEDNESDAY 290807:

mrs bala gave us a talk on ren-shen-dao-li..so crap...almost slept..but with someone as crazy and dangerous like lingyun sitting beside you, there is 0.1% chance that YOU will fall asleep..and i mean it..she is getting crazier and crazier ever since her apple came..HAHA..she is so noisy too..so i feel she goes very well with yongming..cos he is very noisy too..(((: dun be sad dar..haha...CME lesson was lame..had to be what citizen or minister..fion was practially sleeping her way through so she did not know what was happening on earth..so i think she had to be a minister when me, char and ly are citizens..haha..we're seriously gonna make the ministers' head blown with our questions..HAHA..but dun worry..we haven't start thinking yet..had band...my tone seriously suck to the core..PLSPLSPLS let me play properly for once..i wanna get into that concert!!!! then mr lim told us that he is leaving on 28 of sep..and mrs tay is retiring mid of next year (oh my holy cows)..then ms lai has to get mcs sometimes..so that means who are we left with??? *** ******* and the new teacher...WHAT THE HELL...argh..and mr lim gave us a hell of one of his lectures..DAMN.. aiya..will type what happened today another time..its gonna be 4 soon..BYE PEOPLE!!

2007-08-27T17:34:00.000+08:00

HOHO!! today had home econs exam...WOOTS MAN ! 18/20!!!!!!! OLEH~~ OLEH OLEH OLEH..me and char we like sooooooo high after that..HAHA ((((: then had band..went home to chiong finish compo..will post pics tmr...

[ ] I know how to make a pot of coffee. [now got instant loh..]
[x] I keep track of dates using a calender.
[ ] I own more than one credit card.
[ ] I know how to change the oil in a car.
[x] I know how to do my own laundry. [got washing machine]
[ ] I vote every election.
[ ] I can cook for myself
[ ] I think politics are exciting.
[ ] I balance my checkbook.
[ ] My parents have better things to say than my friends.
Total: 2

[x] I show up for school/college/work every day early.
[ ] I always carry a pen in my pocket/purse.
[x] I’ve never gotten a detention.
[x] I have never smoked a cigarette.
[x] I have never gotten completely trashed.
[ ] I have forgotten my own birthday at least once.
[x] I like to take walks by myself
[ ] I’ve watched talk shows.
[ ] I know what ‘credibility’ means without looking it up.
[ ] I drink coffee at least once aweek.
Total: 5

[x] I know how to do the dishes.
[x] I can count to 10 in another language. [chinese???]
[x] When I say I’m going to do something I do it.
[ ] My parents trust me.
[ ] I can mow the lawn. [no lawn]
[ ] I can make adults laugh without being stupid.
[ ] I remember to water the plants.
[x] I study when I have to.
[ ] I pay attention at school/college.
[ ] I can remember to feed my pets.
Total: 4

[x] I can spell ‘experience’ without looking it up
[ ] I work out on a regular basis.
[x] I clean up my own mess.
[ ] The people at Starbucks know me by name.
[x] My favorite kind of food is takeout.
[x] I have gained weight since middle/high school.
[ ] The first thing I do when I wake up is get caffeine.
[x] I can go to the store without getting something I don’t need.
[ ] I understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[x] I can type quickly.
Total: 6

[ ] I have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour.
[ ] My only friends are from my place of employment.
[ ] I have been to a tupperware party.
[ ] I have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[ ] I have more bills than I can pay.
[ ] All(most) my friends are older than I am.
[x] I can say no to staying out all night. [can't go out at all...]
[x] I use the internet every day.
[x] My wardrobe hasn’t changed in awhile.
[x] I can read a book and actually finish it.
Total: 4

My marriage age is … 21...hmm...21...i wanna learn how to drive first((:

2007-08-26T17:33:00.000+08:00

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ah ha..see..so much hor?? this auntie go put the whole lot in loh..

they are having so much fun playing my gameboy!!

char drew this..cant figure out what is that..

cute pig..
stomach moves up and down making snoring noises when you press this button at its leg.

kit kat ice cream.
present from swimming teacher(:

ly anf fion's finished plate of roti prata by my brothers(:

why do i look so ugly?????? haiz..

engrossed fion.

ly-

in the lift..

something for my tuition teacher(:

Chose 10 boys and list them down & do the quiz.

1. Wei kiat
2. Yong ming
3. Jun boon
4. Joshua
5. Leon
6. Kai qin
7. Yong xiang
8. Yi liang
9. Chien wei
10. Dion loh

q1. Who’s number 7 (YONG XIANG) to you?
- hmmm...eating machine???

q2. Whats the craziest thing you did with number 4 (JOSHUA)?
- erm...slapped his thigh like so hard when playing at sec 2 camp??

q3. Have u gone out with number 5 (LEON) before?
- LOL! duh no right..dunwanna snatch him from yi chian..HAHA

q4. Did number 8 (YI LIANG) forgot to do his homework before?
- MANY MANY MANY TIMES...

q5. Is number 9 (CHIEN WEI) handsome?
- erm..no..HAHA..(NO OFFEN CHIEN WEI AND WEI KAIT)

q6. What’s good about number 3 (JUN BOON)?
- hmm...why all the qns so hard...nothing?!?!?

q7. Do you think number 1 (WEI KIAT) is kind?
- not really..(NO OFFENCE!!!!!!!!)

q8. Who is the maddest?
- um..dion loh?

q9. Who do you hang out most with?
- none.

q10. What’s the most memorable thing you did with number 6 (KAI QIN)?
- the muthu and meena thing..argh..haha(:

q11. Who’s the most funniest guy in the list?
- wei kiat?

today..char and ly adn fion came over to cook for home econs tmr..was so scared the thing come out weird but it didnt..YAY..haha..then had butter crab for dinner..yum~ lazy to type..BYE.

2007-08-25T14:38:00.000+08:00

haiz..went band..quite pissed..then natalie nv come! luckily got huilin..if not die again.. wow..played jericho..i practically forgot how to play..then now must play flute 1.argh..LOVE GREASE MAN..so nice lah..HAHA..tmr my beloved charissa and lingyun and fion are coming over to cook home econs..ohmy..my whole kitchen is gonna turn upside down..HAHA!! then i've decided to take roup photos of each group like gabbie on mon!!! HAHA...went to my grandma house aft band..saw my niece there..then waited for my mum to come then went home..she brought my bro to JPS's family day thing..argh..had band..so lazy go..thinking of some chi qns now..walao..grouped with bo can and kai qin and charissa..we practicaly forced bo can to be the leader lah..LOL..for the chengyu thing i'm seriously gonna make bo can open his big mouth and talk more..last time had chi debate..lost cos of his group..damn..I'LL SEE CHARISSA FOR THIS WHOLE WEEK LAH..HAHA!!!!!!!!!! so funny.. later goin out to celebrate my brothers bd..HAHA...

Have you:

[x] Held hands with someone.
[ ] Lost someone.
[x] Never got a chance to tell someone something important.
[x] Cried your heart out.
[ ] Danced
[ ] Rejected someone.
[x] Been called a wh0re/$lu+.
[x] Heard a rumor about yourself.
[ ] Hurt someone emotionally.
[x] Hurt someone physically.
[x] Got involved in a sport.
[ ] Been called a dork.
[x] Went to a funeral.
[ ] Know someone who has tried to or did commit suicide.
[ ] Wrote a love note.
[ ] Went through a phase.
[ ] Got ditched.
[x] Know someone really stupid and/or annoying.
[ ] Got in a fist fight with family member.
[ ] Drank soda everyday.
[x] Made a mistake.
[x] Think/thought you found the one.
[ ] Been dumped.
[x] Lied to your parent(s).
[ ] Felt like dying.
[x] Had a crush
[ ] Been lied to.
[x] Felt like the happiest person in the world.
[x] Told the person you liked that you liked them.
[x] Prayed
[x] Texted in class
[ ] Smoked a cigarette.
[ ] Had more than one crush at a time.
[x] Disliked someone.

Add altogether = 18
Multiply by three.

This is how much of a teenager you are: 18 x 3= 54

54/102...hmm..if 102 divided by 2 is 51..then i've PASSED!! haha..so does this mean that i'm partl still a child???? HAHA..will upload my pics soon..my blog looks sooooooo dead without pics..HAHA

2007-08-24T18:13:00.000+08:00

quite fed up today..whatthefuck..came early..was suppose to help fion with maths but she is pissed so i did my maths sept hw..HAHAHA..i finished both paper1s except for some questions..dunno how do..was so pissed abt something..kept telling lingyun about it..guessed it made her mad too..IHATEYOUASSHOLE,FUCKOFF...ok fine..bala scolded our class before she went off after assembly..damn..first period hcl..walao..dai-lao-shi damn unfair loh..she say if we fail wen shi ke she would not do anything about it..but now she made those who fail write a 200 word reflection..we had to stand for like quite some time..and guess what..of all times my stomach started to cramp when i was standing..DAMNIT..then she scolded us..argh..we feel bad enough already..SHITSHITSHIT..then music then pe..aiya..hate it when we play captainsball...felt so fed up again..then science..then el..now i'm realli getting to hate english..a whole load of time wasted ok..FUCK..and my results totally suck to the point that my father kept telling me not give so much discount to the teachers..ASS...then during eng, leon kept asking me, lingyun and char qns..he asked:

1. Do you like junboon?

2. Do you like yiliang?

3. Do you like weikait?

duh..its like soooooo obvious all the ans are NO...then junboon asked us : Do you like leon? LOL..
leon says that he is doing JUNBOON's friend test for the 1st qn..HAHA..i seriously have some crazy friends((: so well you fell so damn fucked up by somebody,you talk to leon or junboon or yiliang..or you see them talk..then you'll laugh liao..HAHA..then i went to ask yiliang:

ME: yiliang,do you like leon??

YI LIANG: -bangs leon's table- YES!! i love him..

LEON: -huge reaction- EH EH EH...

ME and LINGYUN: -laughing like some mad retards just released from the metal hospital- then do you like junboon?

YI LIANG: YES!!

JUNBOON: -shows thumbs up sign and laughs-

YI LIANG: -shows back thumbs up sign-

ME: the do you love dion loh?

DION LOH: eh..what the hell...

YI LIANG: YES!! i want to marry him..

ME: -laughing like some mad retards again- HAHA! I volunteer be your bridesmaid!! Do you, chan yi liang, agree to have dion loh qi quan as your husband? love him through live and death?

YI LIANG: YES!! he die already i still hug him..

DION LOH: what the hell..

ME and LINGYUN: -laughing till ms ng scolds-

ME: Do you dion loh qi quan,agree -

DION LOH: NO..I DUN CARE, NO..

ME: aww yiliang..your husband doesnt want you..he wants to divorce you!! nvm..i'll ask him to donate all him organs to you ok??

YI LIANG: OK!

ME: what about leon?? why you dont want be bride??

LEON: cos i dunwan wear wedding gown..

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..this is our crazy and hilarious conversation..((((: then benson said that at 3 plus we should all flood joshua's inbox..cos he is gonna have his piano exam..haha..GOOD LUCK!! (((: went swimming..super tedious..swam 30 laps..mow my whole body is seriously aching..PEOPLE!! GUESS WHO I SAW THERE?!?!?!?!?!? ITS MS LAI!!!!!!!!!! haha..i went to the toilet..then i saw her standing there..looks quite familiar..then i walk in front of her then say 'hello ms lai.' then she say 'oh..hello' then she smiled..LOL..haha..OMG..i can't believe charissa is going to japan in another week..soooooooo gonna miss her load luh..ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!! so damn jeolous....CHARISSAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

I'm gonna miss her saying 'MALINGSUUUUUU'.
I'm gonna miss her silly strawberry ribbon on her head.
I'm gonna miss quarrelling with her...LOL
I'm gonna miss sms-ing her..HAHA
I'm gonna miss seeing her and calling her 'AUNTIE' and then 'DEAR'.
I'm gonna miss seeing her in band.
I'm gonna HAVE NO ONE TO TALK TOO!!!

OMG....can't imagine life without my dear auntie for a week..))))))):

1. How do you usually introduce yourself to people?
- hi.

2. What is the longest plane ride you've been on?
- to australia, brisbane..7 hours plus..vomited 7 plus time too..

3. Where do you usually order pizza from?
- pizzahut???

4. Have you ever been to Houston?
- no..i didnt even know that there was such a place!

5. Have you ever tripped going up?
- yes..

6. Who was the last person who you went out with?
- have not went out for a while..

7. Whats one thing you really hope to do this summer?
- its summer EVERYDAY here in singapore..my daily routine is: wake up,go sch,eat lunch,come home,shower,blog,do homework,eat dinner,do homework,sleep.

8. Do you have a best friend?
- yes..SIYING!!! see? i mentioned you leh..HAHA

9. Whos #1 on your top friends?
- dunhav..all equal mah..(:

10. Is this one of your best friends?
- erm..duh???

11. Are you currently fighting with someone?
- if fighting then will have no hand to type right????

12. Where will you be in the next 12 hours?
- swimming complex, home..

13. What did you do 2 nights ago?
- sleep..i do it EVERY night without fail..

15. Next 2 important days on your calendar?
- the day those ppl go japan

16. Whos the last person to text message you?
- joshua..i wished him good luck..

17. Whos the last person who called you?
- benson..last night..

18. Last wedding you attended?
- some wedding 2 3 years ago..my cousin's uncle..

19. If alcohol were banned worldwide,what would your reaction be?
- ohhhhhh...too bad too sad..

20. How much money did you make today?
- $0..i dont work and i'm broke this week..

21. How is the weather today?
- crazy..a while rain a while sunny..

22. Have you ever kissed a guy named Mike?
- no..walao this kinda qn also have..

23. What are your plans for tomorrow?
- go band..

24. Can you see a phone right now?
- yes...my handphone..

25. When is your birthday?
- 6 october..PRESENTS!!!

26. Do you own a gun?
- nope..but i'll love to..

27. Are you currently working at a job that you hate?
- not working..

28. Ever skip school and spend the day at the beach?
- no..i'm a good girl(:

29. Last time you had butterflies in your stomach?
- band..solo..

30. Who was the last person you drove with?
- dont drive..

31. How are you today?
- quite pissed..

32. When you're in a bad mood, what do you do?
- scold vulgarities..wanting to beat ppl..HAHA..thats why leon says i'm the most vulgar and violent girl ever..((:

33. Do you have any really crazy relatives?
- yep..haha

34. People get depressed. Are you the one they turn to?
- not really bah..more like i get depressed first..haha..or they should go to mrs soh(:

35. Does anyone in life know the real you?
- erm..i dun think so..HAHA...

2007-08-23T16:15:00.000+08:00

damn..so many hw to chiong now..grrrr..but..decided to come blog a while..

YESTERDAY,WEDNESDAY 22/8:
hcl..forgot what happened..science..got back paper..ok lah..got quite well..and JUNBOON!!!! he didn't even study luh would you believe that?? and he actually got 40 while i studied till my puny brain almost burst and only got a 39..damn..then pe..ran 2.4km..argh..seriously almost fell after that cos my legs turned jelly..and clever(actually silly) junboon went to run again when he actually passed..hmm..is he silly or silly????? then art..wow..hate it to the core man..as usual the damn retardted bitch came..then ym scolded ccb then she statred shouting at our class..i was so pissed with her..when we talk, she like to act like a zombie(wanting to strangle the person who is talking) is a teacher suppose to do that?? then junboon went to talk to her and tlked back about everything she said..its something like this:

BITCH: (in chinese) ni dui bu qi ni de mu qi ah..hai ke yi shuo chu zhe zong hua..(repeating it over and over), blah blah blah blah..ni men dao di yoou mei you liang xin??

JUNBOON: you, wo men the liang xin duo de shi.

BITCH: blah blah blah..wo bu yao guan ni men le.

ME: wo men na yi ju shuo dao yao ni guan wo men loh please..just scram..

then our painting is a bit wet..and she practically wants to be damn damn dry..PLEASE LAH FOR GOODNESS SAKE BITCH,YOU WANT US TO BRING A HAIRDRYER SPECIALLY COME SCHOOL FOR THIS??? WHY DON'T YOU BRING..then when joshua went to give her his painting she practically scolded him because SHE SAID that it was NOT dry..what a loser-lame-whatever-moron-sucker..then that was like the first time i saw joshua that pissed man..haha..asked him to cool down after that..walao come our class and turned it upside down..then mr meng took the green paint cos he wanted to pour for us then she shouted 'WHO TOOK MY GREEN PAINT???' wtf?!?!? the paint is yours ah?? got your name on it ah?? so pissed with her..probably the same spieces with **** and **. then history..kq is seriously qian da wan..then assembly..waste of time..then had band..

TODAY. THURSDAY 23/8:

GABBIE'S BIRTHDAY..and i realised that my face is sooooo wonderful that it is able to grow that humoungous enourmous gigantic damn pathetic pimple on my face overnight..i look like some alien from hell..first period maths..then el..another crap period..lazy say..just know its crap can liao..then science..then hcl..nothing special so far..then aesthetics..I HATE IT MAN..my whole body so suan still must do wtf..sucks..then watched nanhua's chinese dance..its damn scary..then joshua kept saying 'its very disturbing' then i asked him to see mrs soh later..haha..then history..whatthedamnf*ckinghellistheproblemthatigotsolow..so pissed..my mum like finally let me pierce my ear..then with this result i don't even know whether she'll let anot..then this joshua kept saying 'my mum is gonna scream at me if i tell her' then i tell him 'my mum is gonna scream at me again later when i go home..she screamed at me for my chinese anf english ready.sickening..pulled down my whole average..argh..then he is so clever mah..where his white shorts then nv zip..pro pro((:

1.Your name?
- MELISSA.

Whats you D.O.B?
- 6 oct.

3.What time is it right now?
- 5.04pm

4.What song is playing in your head right now?
- no song cos forgot what song ready..

5.What was the last movie you watched? When?
- SIMPSONS! 8 august.

6.What movie do you really wanna watch right now?
- RATATOUILLE..

7.Who do u think is the hottest among these 3: cameron diaz, katie holmes and queen latifah
- i don't even know how they look like ?!?!?!

8.How do u feel now?
- pissed.

9.Why?
- by the huge amount of homework.

10.When was the last time u made out with someone?
- huh?!?!?

11.Are u in love?
- nope..yes with aunties(: haha

12.What are u doing now?
- this?!?! and FAST!!

13.Vanilla or chocolate ice cream?
- vanilla..

14.Chicken or beef?
- chicken..i can't eat beef..i'll puke..

15.Laughing or crying?
- neither..

2007-08-21T17:38:00.000+08:00

whatthecrap..i forgot to bring my maths 1 home..so i did it in my notebook..CRAP!! first period today is cme..ms lee nv come..WOOTS~ then two damn qi guai teachers came in to relieve..LOL..then history..i feel that mr ng is damn unfair..he practically only remembers some names and keep calling them..wtf..like me,charissa(cher-ris-sa),leon(l-e-o-n),dion(d-i-o-n),gabbie,it rep,natalie,benson,yong xiang,treasurer..and he gave dear lingyun a damn funny name, 'ling shun' or something like that..irritating man him..ok whatever..then el..went crazy with leon again..HAHA..then i realised something..leon and lingyun both come from pioneer pri..so we should stay away from pioneer students(NO OFFENCE COS ONLY APPLIES TO LINGYUN AND LEON[ling yun said it herself]) as they are all nutsycuckoo..many examples to give but lazy to type..hehehe..(: then hcl..dai-lao-shi explained the history thing again..blah blah blah...then maths..do the statistics thingy..OMFG..i will have eng tuition next thurs..cos my maths tuition teacher and i were smsing then she ask me whether i would want eng tuition cos my mum have been searching for 1 for like 1357908642 years as she has a friend who is looking for students..then when i told my mum she practically screamed 'OF COS WANT LAH!!' then i was like wtf.. this was what i said..:
ME: but ma,then i'll have 3 tuitions..plus i no time, monday band,tuesday wen shi ke(temporary),wednesday band,thursday chi tuition(temporary cancel cos no chi tuition teacher), friday swimming,saturday band plus maths tuition..you want me suffocate ah??

MUM: yes..cos i see you like very free..

ME: no lor..why dont you come and be me?? i dont care, if i have eng tuition then no chi tuition.

MUM: hmm..ok! since YOUR ENG IS MORE LAN THEN YOUR CHINESE(what was that suppose to mean?!?!?!)

ME: ok..you say ready cannot take back..YES!! NO CHINESE TUITION!!! NO MORE BAOBEII~~~ HAHAHAHOHOHOHEHE..time for celebration.

so you see..what a crazy mother i have..ok back to today..then aft sch rushed to buy fries and buble tea..joshua darren and jun boon and blah blah blah also wanted..then i run to the fries shop there then tell the uncle first..haha he did mine first cos silly joshua could not make up his mind on how many packets he wanted..hohoho..laksa..then we were squabbling over whose fries want add salt and sugar..so gao xiao..then ling yun and char went to buy bubble tea while i wait for the fries..then the uncle asked me 'your fries want chilli anot?' then i said 'no..' then he wanted to ask joshua how many packets he wanted but before he asked joshua already said 'no,no,no..'...LAKSA!!! haha..then rushed back class..eat..blah blah blah..wanted to do maths during wen shi ke BUT BUT BUT..dai-lao-shi came in..shucks..then when leon went toilet i ask him help me fill my water..then this brainless kiwi go ask leon fill also..then leon said that he wanted to mix the water or something like thing..make me dun dare drink my water lah..i gonna scrub my bottle damn hard later sia..then aft wen shi ke joshua went to change into his clothes..he seriously looked like some retard from hell man..then weikiat said something like 'joshua,you seriously look like some retard.....' forgot what he said but it was damn sacarstic luh..haha..then walked home with ly cos char have her dance thing..then went we walking out we saw mrs bala then lingyun thought she would scold her cos she was drinking her bubble tea but in the end she asked for huiwen..then when i waiting for bus mrs bala come walking by and said bye to me..HAHA..crazy day..

then when i came home,i suddenly crazily go tell my mum that i wanted to pierce my ear for my birthday present,then she said:

ME: ma, i know what i want for my birthday. cos my friend(ling yun) want to pierce her ear then i want pierce with her..

MUM: no..

ME: how come??? i also not piercing my butt or my nose or my face..

MUM: if i let you then later you come tell me you really want pierce your butt AND face AND nose..

ME: eh..please..you let me pierce also i dunwan..i then dunwan be apnn..last one lah..

MUM: you go ask your father.

ME: DUNWAN..sure cannot one loh..so i'll just save the saliva and ask you can ready..ma-a-a-a-a-a...

MUM: i dunno let me think..your birthday still long.

ME: where got like dat?? few days ago you just asked me what i want loh then you start save money..now my present only $5 man..its like my cheapest birthday present EVER in history lah!

MUM: your birthday still must wait until oct so still soooooo long..let me think.

ME: ok..you say one hor..my friend want go pierce after end of year exam, so MUST give me answer ok..please lah ma-a-a-a-a-a..

MUM: watever..

i think she got quite pissed after that..LOL..like mother like daughter..sooooo bad-tempered mother= have a bad-tempered daughter(ME[:)..

LESSONS SURVEY:

(MATHS)
1. Who was your closest friend in this class of the people there?
- its in the same class lah for goodness sake..closest ah..lingyun loh..sit beside me..haha

2. Who was the teacher?
- MRS TAY!!!

3. Was this your favourite teacher?
- erm..yup(:

4. Who was your crush in the class?
- LOL..whats this suppose to mean..

5. What did you do during this period?
- do maths lah obvious..then do art meh?? wan d other stuff also cannot loh..HAHA..anyway i'm a maths successor so CANNOT do other stuff during maths((:

6. Anyone you wanted to shoot during this period?
- many many people..people who do not hand up their maths..grrrr

7. Were you failing this class?
- nope(: in fact i'm passing it with FLYING COLOURS..haha..MATHS SUCCESSOR..mai xiao xiao..

(ENGLISH)

8. Did you ever fall asleep in this class?
- sometimes..HAHA..but when want to sleep then my darLINGyun(LOL) would talk to me then wake up liao..

9. Was this your favorite class?
- no..DEFINETELY NOT PUH-LEASE..

10. Who did you talk to the most?
- lingyun??

(SCIENCE)

11. Who was the teacher?
- MR LEE!! crap..

12. Who did you talk to the most?
- lingyun or char loh..

(MOTHER TONGUE)

13. Did you like this class?
- not really..

14. What did you do?
- dai-lao-shi's work...

15. Who did you talk to?
- LINGYUN lah damn..how many times must i say sia..

16. Did you hate anyone in that class?
- isn't it the same people over and over again..

17. Was your crush in this class?
- for the last time no..argh..

18. Were you failing that class?
- quite..haha..managed to scrap through miraclously(how do you spell it??).. like how kiwi passed his maths..

(OVERALL)

19. Who do you miss the most?
- who?!?!? what do you mean 'who'??

20. Will you see them this year?
- more like next year..and the ans is depends..

21. What was your favourite subject?
- MATHS..like duh..

22. What will or have you done this year?
- the year haven't finish(:

23. Did you answer the complete truth during this survey?
- yes.

2007-08-20T15:31:00.000+08:00

HIAZ..yesterday studied for the damn fucking wen shi ke..i studied for it from 2.30-8..minus like 2 hrs for eating and pee-ing and staring into space blah blah blah..i SERIOUSLY ALMOST DIED..eh..its a whole pile of shit man..then nvm..i ren..tmr go vomit everything out on the dmn paper..today..THE PAPER WAS A PIECE OF DAMN SHIT YOU KNOW..all the damn things i memorised all nv come out..then those i overlooked came out..well done liu lao shi..i'm soooooo gonna slaughter you man..was so damn pissed when i go band..grrrr...morning first period maths..mrs tay went her whole round of lecture again cos we lost to 2i2 AGAIN BADLY bofore she gave put the paper..wah shit then make me so nervous cos the whole paper i didnt even have time to check..i got 47/50 and i was like 'wtf..CT1 47, SA1 37, now CT2 also 47..argh'.. then i told my mum my marks and she replied me 'you are always good at maths'..she always must use my eng and chi lan to make me one loh..wtf..so demoralising..was quite happy lah..sian..then el..LOL..the compre was suppose to be a test lah but everybody heck care and started talking..so gao xiao..then art..another crap lesson with the bitch..sat with benson..then lent my poor poor pallete to junboon and leon AGAIN for the on thousandth and one time..haha..then i drew my fish damn shitly so i took a new piece..LOL..and leon is one guy whom you should stay away from..haha..he likes to act retard((: then home econs..almost felt like killing fion cos she made our group minus 5 marks..called her aft sch and niam-ed at her..ARGH...then chi and the stupiddamnfcukingcb test..then joshua said 'the chances of me passing the test is the chances of dion loh being taller than me'.. haha..thinking of it makes me laugh :DDDD then band..WELL DONE MELISSA..i practically humiliated myself so well that everyone turned to look at me..so MALU lah!!! had to blow flute 1 alone cos natalie havent come plus hui choo dunno..OMFG lah..when i blow then soooooo nan ting..then when ms chong said i had to blow natalie's solo i almosr broke down..my heartbeat so damn fast lah..may have a heart attack anytime luh..then finally she ask hui lin blow with me..this kai qin and leon are mad..but thanks anyway ((((= they looked at me and showed my a thumbs up sign..then started laughing their head of..haha..silly people..then my clever brother..he was faking slap me when suddenly he really slapped me and my specs flew off my face..i almost smacked him man.grrr....and i've made some goals:

1. improve ENGLISH (NEED)
2. improve HMT (NEED x 2) so.. will
3. not get kicked out of hmt.
4. play better so will go in for concert audition
5. and make my dear SL happy :)))
6. help poor junxiang and hui choo improve so they'll be able to play in the concert(:
7. still got somemore but forgot....haha(:

15 honestlys:

1.Honestly, what color is your shirt?
- pink.

2. Honestly, whats on your mind?
- i'm pissed with everybody now..

3. Honestly, what are you doing right now?
-talking to junboon and yongming and doing this quiz(:

4. Honestly, have you ever been in love?
- yep(: lol..

5. Honestly, have you done something bad today?
- erm..yes..scold ppl loh..LOL

6. Honestly, do you watch disney channel?
- why cannot ah..i love that channel loh..haha

7.Honestly, who is the last person you talked to on the phone?
- my mum..

8.Honestly, are you jealous of somebody right now?
- yes..dear char who can go japan soo many times and i bloody cant..

9. Honestly, what makes you mad most of the time?
- PEOPLE..many of them..

10. Honestly, do you bite your nails?
- yes..but in pri sch..now i wan nice nail so i du n bite(:

11. Honestly, do you use anyone?
- nope..i'm not that jian..

12. Honestly, do you want to see someone this very moment?
- yeah..fion..scold her for not doin homework..LOL..jk jk..haha

13. Honestly, do you have a friend you don’t like?
- yes..

14. Honestly, do you love someone very much?
- yes..haha..LOL..my darling yongming, my dear charissa and lingyun..

15. Honestly, does anyone like you?
- YES!! dear charissa and lingyun loh..plus yongming..HAHA

2007-08-18T15:57:00.000+08:00

this damn funny egg..haha

weikiat with rena's present..the word were written by huilin..THANKYOU!!

ohm!!! peiying said i cheated ):

had band today..celebrated ms chong's bd before sectionals..then we sec 2s were suppose to play 'that thing you do' for her but never loh..sian..then tuaght junxiang 'i recommend'..blah blah blah..then had to run one round..OMG! ms chong said that she is going to hold her auditions very soon..shit..auditions are the second scariest thing next to *ahem*..shitttt..argh..going to watch fireworks later..shucks..i dunwant lah crap..then the stupid shou zu..what a shit ending..december?? i think i already forgot the story loh..damn..haiz..and for that fucking idoit who did my test again is so dead i tell you. WHOEVER WHO DID MY TEST AND SAW THAT SHIT TAG THAT BASTARD/BITCH TAGGED PLEASE DO NOT TAG ANYTHING ABOUT IT..AND FOR THAT BITCH/BASTARD WHO DID THAT AGAIN..WELL DONE..YOU BETTER PRAY THAT I DONT EVER FIND YOU YOU FUCKING ASS HOLE. I AM IN NO MOOD TO LISTEN TO ANY OF YOUR FUCKING NONSENSE.so people, if you ever found out who that fuckingdamnitcbasshole please tell me or you will be dead too. WHAT FUCKING DAY..

THE FEMALE SURVEY:

1. What plans do you have for tonight?

-sleep.

2. Do you hate liars?

-yup..but i lie too..

3. Do you prefer “sensitive boys”or “tough” guys?

-tough bah..sensitive boys are niang niang qiangs..(:

4. What have you done in your past that you regret?

-many things..can't recall in such a short moment..

5. Do you have a guy best friend?

-yes(:

6. Who was the last person you hugged?

-no one..

7. How are things between you and your parents?

-okay lah.

8.What is your fave food?

-EXPENSIVE food..

9.What is your favorite love movie??

- titanic?? HAHA..LOL..no lah..nv watched one for soooo long..

10. Do you forgive or forget?

-nope..

11. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?

-girls lah duh..

12. Have you ever given anyone a backrub?

-no..no money go for massages..LOL

13. What is one of your biggest fears?

-BAND AUDITIONS!

14. Has anyone close passed away?

-nope..

15. What color is your underwear?

-why should you know??

16. Have you ever had a good feeling about something and it turned out you were right?

-yes...

17. Do you ever wish you were a boy?

-YES!!!

18. Do you think any guys will open this just because it’s labeled “THE FEMALE SURVEY”?

-dunno..depends on them loh..

19. Don’t you think that dudes should hug girls from behind when they are not paying attention?

-errr...yes?? no?? maybe so..haha

HERE ARE THE QUESTIONS TO KNOW HOW ARE YOU IN SCHOOL.
HAVE YOU EVER..

[x] tuck out your shirt before?

[x] fold your skirt?

[x] argued with a teacher?

[x] lied to your parents?

[ ] fight with your parents?

[ ] scolded your parents?

[ ] smoked a cigarette?

[x] SMS in class?

[ ] made a call in class?

[x] hurt someone’s feelings?
[ ] fight with your enemies? < haven't >

[ ] ditched someone?

[ ] flirt another girl/guy?

[x] scold vulgarities?

[x] made a girl cry??

8/15, YAY!! i'm a guai kia :X

2007-08-17T16:29:00.000+08:00

YOZ PPL!! finnaly the damn common test finished..oleh~~oleh oleh oleh~~ HAHA..today's science was ok lah..but a few marks of mine had already flown away..shit.. aft science ct today was chi..i was sooo de blur at what dai-lao-shi was saying lah..i stoned at her for quite sometime before understanding A TEENY-WEENY-CRAPPY bit of it..haiz..we-shi-ke exam on mon..i tell you i'm so seriously gonna flunk it..i will try reading it later..PLEASEPLEASEPLEASELETMEPASSTHATDAMNPAPERANDEVERYTHINGWILLBEFINE. haha..after chi pe..was suppose to run 2.4km but it rained..O-HAIL-THE-RAIN...LOL..played captains ball..and i tell you xy is either dumb,stupid,idoit,brainless or bir-brained..he thought captains ball was basketball or something and keep turning around with that ball..obviously he cant exactly throw that damn ball so the only thing he could do was turn..what an idoit..then FINALLY he got up and stood in the middle of me and leon..i asked him to move closer to leon then leon ask him move closer to me..so pissed...then its art..sat beside benson again..pissed with weikia man..LOL..then joshua drew his duck's fur damn black lah when its suppose to be light-black..perhaps he was thinking of making the duck one of his own specie bah..lingyun drew a dinosaur from hell man..haha..then eng..did the poem thingy..then i feel that practiccal mrs bala did not washed her hands before drawing the lots, she drew the ones all register no. behind lah..ARGH..some who gt choosen were: SWAY weiming(36), lingyun(35), leon(33), junboon(32), weikiat(28), ME.wtf(21), yichian(19), zexain(10)..the other two already volunteered themselves..grrr..see??? all behind one loh wtf..then i had swimming so i cnt go..leon said that he had tuition..but..i think is fake..haha..then bo can replaced me, wei lin replaced someone, chien wei replaced wei kiat, peiying also..haha..we she took my registered no. BAD BAD joshua and benson were laughing..next time when they are the sway one is make sure i'll laugh my head off in fron of them man..grrrr..aft sch went out to buy things with fion..ate burger before returning to sch..was caught in the rain so i started running...then i saw a bunch of people and one of them looked like weikiat..so i stopped running and started walking and staring at them..then i saw yongming, ze xian,junboon,kelvin,wei kiat,edmund,leon and joshua(i forgot the others). they were practically WALKING in the rain..it reminds me of 'singing in the rain'..LOL..then joshua and leon fought over my sweet..i just realised that joshua is a very very very 'niao1' person..he take my sweet can then i take his sweet he so bu shuang..grrrr..then had wen shi ke..blur like sotong again..SHIT..mon exam leh..then some ppl started playing pirates and concerto and we could hear them haha..nv concentrated on the damn boring lesson loh..haiz..fail ding le..this silly char's phone played 'girlfriend' suddenly lah in the middle of the lesson..oooo..scary...then leon said that it was the donald duck hanging on charissa's phone that presse it..so gao xiao..i think is either boyi or leon who pressed it loh..they were sitting beside her phone..i think....we'll all prepare to DIE DIE DIE on monday..gosh..MATHS!!!!

currently have a whole load of homework to finish..damn..:
1.home econs(its always taking forever).
2.chi newspaper article
~~3.history workbook~~
~~4.science workbook~~
5.revise for wen-shi-ke

1. Your name please.
-MELISSA.

2. What is today’s date, day and time?
-170807,friday,4.45pm.

3. What was the last song you heard?
-concerto..haha

4. Any plans for tomorrow?
-BAND.

5. Your hatest subject?
-ENGLISH.

6. What’s the last three digits ofyour handphone number?
-517.

7. How do you find yourself?
-fat and short..how pathetic.

8. Do you blog? If yes, your blog urlplease.
-malingsualwayz-mel.blogspot.com

9. What is the book you are currentlyreading?
-fion's 'the secret dreamworld of a shopaholic'.

10. Newspapers or magazines?
-mags..i dunwanna have black fingers.

11. Have you ever cleared the hatch with an enemy?
-most probably......no, and never will.

12. When I say “FM radio”, what’s the first thing that comes to your mind?
-the radio.

13. Are eBay products good (as inquality)?
-not a customer of it.

14; Your current favourite TV channel?
-8..all the chinese dramas..haha

15; Whose birthday is coming up?
-GABBIE'S.

16; Mind if i call your mom a sl*t?
-no..although i hate her..no..haha..

2007-08-16T14:37:00.001+08:00

hie ppl..decided to come blog before studying again..damn it..ok..i've decided to make a new test,with more questions!! haha..but most qns be repeated cos my previous has some prob so remember your ans!!! but i changed some ans..so BE CAREFUL!!!

wed:
math paper..ohmyholyshit i didnt finish it like for the first time..actually i finished it only dunno how do 2c so stared at it..i was thinking that its gotta do with its area i just cant remember where..OMG LAH..realised from py that it was THAT BLOODY simple..so pissed then..LOL..my results are soooo..chi compo test got 67/100 and teacher said good..i'm so shocked loh..actually it was 70..wrong words..haha...crapped a lot with junboon and leon everyday..haha..talking to them makes me laugh..cos of the test thing then i'm so fcuked up..haha..but talk to them then i laugh laugh then no more liao..haha..forgot what happened..crapped a lot with benson during art..haha..had oral..shit..i read too fast cos i damn nervous lah..shit..

thurs(today):
history paper..another shit one..i forgot how to ans 1 qn man..LOL..maths was silly..lazy to explain..crapped a lot again haha..ying yong wen got 18.5/20 cos at the back the conclusion i ask my tuition teacher help me..so in a way i feel like i'm cheating..boo hoo..aiya..just another crap day..got another quiz haha..so excited about doin the quiz that i'm lazy to type what happened..boo..anyway,aesthetics sux to the core...

Here’s the deal.
You look it over the following list and see how many of these things you have done.
BUT you have to ADD up the money amount along the way.
Then post the amount that you are as the title of the bulletin.

1. Had sex: $25.00
2. Smoked: $10.00
3. Drank: $5.00
4. Went skinny dipping: $10.00
5. Kissed someone of the opposite sex:$1.00
6. Kissed someone of the same sex:$5.00
7. Cheated on a test: $7.00
8. Fell asleep in class: $5.00
9. Been expelled: $10.00
10. Been in a fist fight: $10.00
11. Given oral: $10.00
12. Got oral: $10.00
13. Prank called the cops: $10.00
14. Stole something: $10.00
15. Done drugs: $10.00
16.Dyed your hair: $5.00
17. Done something with someone older(like a few years): $10.00.
18. Went out with someone OVER 18 (ifyour under 18): $10.00
19. Ate a whole bag of oreos: $10.00
20. Cried yourself to sleep: $0.50
21. Said you love someone but didnt mean it: $1.00
22. Been in love: $5.00
23. Got caught doing something that you shouldnt have been doing: $10.00
24. Went streaking: $1.00
25. Got arrested: $10.00
26. Cuddled: $1.00
27. Peed in the pool: $5.00
28. Played spin the bottle: $10.00
29. Done something you regret: $5.00

i'm worth................$53.50..WOW!!! so little?!?!?!?! myholyshit..

2007-08-14T17:10:00.000+08:00

did char's test and had quite a shock in my life..haha..so sorry to those who did my test, i deleted it due to some reasons which i am in no mood to talk about. i'm so pissed so i don't think i'll come blog for some time. anyway its exam time. i need to not think about this incident for a while. i'm pissed so please refrain from making me pissed further or i'll your life miserable and i mean it espicially to some people because i do not have the time and strength and saliva to quarrel with you over puny matters. so to people who have been lovers of this blog and its posts, i terribly apologise for destroying this post with vulgarities and also apologise for not coming to blog for quite some time. BYE PEOPLE. will miss blogging for this time. )):

WARNING:VULGAR!! REFRAIN FROM READING IF YOU CANNOT WITHSTAND VULGARITIES.
THAT FUCKING ASS HOLE WHO DESTROYED MY TEST HAD BETTER BEWARE. YOU ARE A BIG FAT FUCKING LOSER WHO IS UNHAPPY WITH ME AND CAME TO DESTROY THAT TEST OF MINE WITH THAT FUCKING SHIT NAME. YOU, OBVIOUSLY BRAINLESS FUCKER THINK THIS IS FUN BUT ITS NOT, DUMB ASS. SO WHY DON'T YOU, FUCKER, JUST SCRAM THE HELL OUT OF HERE. WHATEVER YOU ARE UNHAPPY ABOUT JUST COME TO ME. YOU ARE ONE FAT LOSER WHOM I'LL HATE TILL THE DAY I LIE IN THAT COFFIN OF MINE. I HATE YOU FUCKER. GET LOST. YOU HAVE RUIN MY DAY, PISSING ME OFF WITH WHAT YOU DAMN ASSHOLE WROTE. YOU ARE AN UNWANTED PIECE OF SHIT HERE TO FIND TROUBLE WITH BUT I DO NOT HAVE THE DAMN TIME TO FIGHT YOU, YOU ARE MAKING A BIG FAT NUINSANCE HERE WITH YOUR FLITHY-NESS. YOU HAVE GIVEN ME THE TROUBLE TO DELETE MY POOR TEST SO PEOPLE WOULD NOT SEE WHAT RUBBISH YOU HAVE ACTUALLY WRITTEN ON MY TEST. I DO NOT WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU WANT LOSER, BUT IF ITS TROUBLE, YOULL SOON GET IT FROM ME. PLEASE SCRAM AND NEVER RETURN BEFORE I REALLY BURST AND YOU WILL NEEDLESS TO SAY, DIE A TERRIBLE AND TRAGIC DEATH. I HAVE ENOUGH OF YOU AND WOULD NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU EVER AGAIN IN MY WHOLE MISERABLE LIFE. I HATE YOU FOR MY ENTIRE LIFE AND I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR WHAT YOU DID. YOU HAVE RUIN MY DAY BADLY, PLUS I HAVE A PAPER TOMORROW. SO IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO STUDY, JUST BURN IN HELL AND STAY AWAY FROM MY BLOG. YOU HAVE MADE ME VERY UPSET ABOUT IT, LOSER.

HOW DUMB ARE YOU?
[ ] When someone says “you’re dumb”,you reply, “I can talk.” [LOL! i'll sae "i'm clever."]
[ ] People label your jokes: lame, forlike, more than a dozen times.
[ ] Your mom says you’re cute. [she says i'm ugly..bleagh]
[ ] You frequently lend money to the same person and never got them back. [i get them back EVERYTIME]
[ ] You do not understand more than half the jokes you hear.
[ ] You bang into people and did not remember to say “sorry”.
[x] You run into glass doors/panes.
[ ] You even collided into opaque walls.
[x] You tried so hard to beat the top student in class, but you never succeed. [still trying!]
[ ] You got bashed up a couple of times for telling the plain truth.
[x] Your best friend got frustrated at you sometimes.
[ ] Your best friend got angry at you frequently for saying she’s not pretty, but that’s only the truth.
[ ] Nobody ever told you that you are smart.
[ ] You forget the way home sometimes.
[ ] You fished out a paper (not tissue paper) and blowed your nose with it.
[x] You cannot tell the difference between a toad and a frog.
[ ] You cannot remember the order of planets from the Sun.
[ ] The seven component colours often confuses you.
[ ] Many times, you hear something three times before it actually goes into your brain.
[ ] You clicked open this survey because you know you are some what dumb.

Multiply your score by 5:
4x5=
20%
(if YOU do not know how to do this SIMPLE PATHETIC BRAINLESS piece of mathematical statement by now, i feel terribly sorry and worried for you for you maths paper tomorrow)
(just tryin to be lame..)
wow..its a miracle! my mum always saes i'm stupid..crap..

2007-08-13T16:15:00.000+08:00

hie..blogging a quick one before tuition..sianz..today home econs..only two word to describe it-gone case..wtf man..will explain another time.i found another quiz!!

1. what is your hair color?
-brown..and i'm sick and tired of explaining EVERY YEAR that i obviously DID NOT dye it..colourblinds or wat huh..

2. where is your default picture taken?
-default where?? msn,wallpaper,phone?? where?!?!

3. what’s your middle name?
-no middle name.

4. what color do you hate most?
-black bah..

5. does your crush like you back?
-no crush. cos i had a bet with junboon((: shhh..

6. what is your current mood?
-very damn pissed for so many reasons.

7. what color underwear are you?
-dunno..nv do this test on blogthings..

8. what makes you most happy?
-blogging,watching tv,shopping,buying stuff,sleeping.

9. look at a picture/poster in your room, who’s on it?
-me loh..in MY room mah..haha

10. if you could go back in time and change something, what you would change?
-study a whole damn lot harder so i would end up in this fcuked-up sch..LOL..so pissed..2 points,2 whole damn points!!!

11. if you must be an animal for one day, what would you be?
-good question. hmm..it'll be a lion..i wanna eat up whoever who pisses me off..

12. ever had a near death experience?
-yup..almost got hit by a car..phew..

13. something you do a lot?
-scold ppl((:

14. the song stuck in your head?
-no song..nv heard any since last night..

15. what is your desktop background?
-acer's background..nv change cos so nice..

16. what are you wearing?
-shirt,fbts blah blah blah.

17. when was the last time you cried?
-forgot..but will cry soon when my parents scold me about my damn fcuked-up results.shit.

18. have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
-nope..i'll definetely make a damn fool of myself.

19. if you could have super power what would it be?
-another good question. thinking of one from sky high..haha..i wanna be able to duplicate myself many many times..like penny!! haha..then i can find many ppl at one time.

20. what’s the first thing(s) you notice about the opposite sex?
-hair,face,clothes,fat/thin blah blah blah.

21. what do you usually order from Starbucks?
-nv went there.plus i dun drink coffee(:

22. what’s your biggest secret?
-wth..tell out then not secret liao loh..brainless.

23. favorite color(s)?
-purple,silver,brown.

24. is it sunny or raining?
-sunny.

25. do you still watch kiddy movies orTV shows?
-yes..do you have a problem with that??

26. what are you eating or drinking at the moment?
-my bro's leftover porridge..

27. do you speak any other language?
-CHINESE!! lol..

28. what’s your favorite smell?
-fast food..haha

29. if you could describe your life in one word what would it be?
-shit.

30. when was the last time you received a hug?
-a thousand and one years ago...

31. have you ever kissed in the rain?
-no.

32. what/who are you thinking about right now?
-maths paper on wed/oral coming soon..and i feel like killing myself with all the damn pressure.

33. what should you be doing now?
-revising. acutally i told myself that i would blog then study aft tuition..LOL..

34. what was the last thing that made you upset/angry?
-my chi and eng marks..cos i'm so damn sure i'm gonna die in the hands of my parents with these kinda marks..but i'm statisfied with my chi loh.

35. how often do you laugh?
-often..when leon does stupid things.

36. do you like working in the yard?
-no yard..haha..but i want one!

37. what your fav name?
-dunno..not my name can liao..so common loh..shit..

38. do you act differently around your crush/significant other?
-duh..around ppl like my darlings e.g charissa,i must not be so vulgar and violent if not i'll drive her crazy. aroung ppl like joshua and wei kiat,i can afford to be a little vulgar and violent, AND FINALLY, around ppl like kiwi and xy, i can afford to go right out there and scream at them where you see all kinds of colourful languages flying. ((: i LOVE this question.

39. name one song that reminds you of an ex?
-no ex,no song.

40. who was the last person to make you cry?
-confirm 100% gurantee + chop + signature + stamp, my parents.

2007-08-12T13:11:00.000+08:00

this is a picture of me and my bro and my father taken donkey years ago but his face + hair + everywhere still looks the same..haha.good..so now you've seen my father's face..IF you EVER saw my father's face in a flyer and your parents wanna SELL/BUY a house..kindly call him..if not i'll kill you and you are gonna die a damn tragic death,ok?? HAHA(: HAPPY BIRTHDAY lao ba..((:

hie ppl..unload the pics until damn tired i tell you..my hands wanna break liao..damn blogger..only can put 5 at 1 time..ok..so today about 9 we went out to the new park thingy at chinese garden there..so damn many centipedes and millipedes loh..then my dear fat brother crushed 1..LOL..haha..so when walking muz stare at the floor..so many crushed ones too..EWWW..then played with the tyre swing..then walked the suspension bridge..its damn scary with stupid slippery sport shoes..then walk walk walk..then saw the turtle and tortoise exibition thing..then we go in see..damn many turtles luh!!! got 1 got 2 heads and 6 legs..i took many photos of it..haha..then fed the turtles blah blah blah..damn tired loh..PICTURES!!! and loads of them..ok..yesterday was my dad's birthday..haha..celebrated it by eating pizza..tried the new cheesey thing..tasted ok lah..cos i dun realli like cheese..HAHA..this year's NDP
is not that nice loh..so many ppl fell..haha..then e person talk talk talk..so diao..my father fell asleep when e army come out loh..i fell asleep at the fishys there..so lame man..actually,we wanted to watch it on the big screens..but when we reach there alr full..the police dun let us go in liao loh..then we go home..watch finish e NDP liao then realise heng we nv see it on the big screen loh..wth..haiz haiz..ok ok pics(:

pig-nose turtle.

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their necks damn long loh..

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nice shell(:

another pig nose..so cute loh..

this 1 damn scary..wat alligator snapping turtle..

bitten of body of a fish by that aligator turtle.

aliens!!

so many turtles!!

this one looks funny.

the are performing!!

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this one damn flat loh.

this one existed during the dinosaurs.COOL!

this one is injured ):

there there there!!! the two headed 1..OMG LAH!!

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they are fighting over the cucumber that my brother fed them.

me feeding them!! ((:

fortune turtle!!

dunno wat is this.

golden turtle..

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haha my shadow(:

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fight until like that..

my brother feeding the fishes.

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golden fishy!

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i'm obsesed with fishes!

collection of turtle and tortoise stuff.

it wants to eat the fishes!!

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sumo tortoises.
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see the black black things at the side?? its the spider's leg..my bro dropped the box then the leg stuck on the web then come off..EWWW

bought for ndp..

my dad's cake..

but seriously tasted disgusting..

2007-08-11T16:25:00.000+08:00

hey ppl..goin out soon so doing a quick post..made a test of out sian-ess..damn easy de lah..not like silly yongming's, all the ans the same 1 loh..LOSER lah he..haha..recently so lazy to blog cos need study for shhit exams..EXAMS SUCK..hate it lah..walao..damn..then home econs also make me so fan..GRRR..

2007-08-09T08:35:00.000+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SINGAPORE!!!! but i hate red((:

1.Where were you when it turned 2007?
-at home loh..i can nv go out till midnight..

2.How did you get the idea for your friendster name?
-friendster name..i so damn seldom use loh..

3. What song are you listening to right now?
-nv listened to any...

4. Has the death of a celebrity ever made you cry?
-er no...my water tap dun run that easily(:

5. Do u talk to your crush?
-no crush..but i talk to ppl whom i've crushed!!! haha(:

6. What did you do this morning?
-wake up,watch tv,do this,do home econs...

7. Who last viewed you on friendster?
-i haven even logged in for like..donkey years??

8. What will you do tonight?
-watch e fireworks from NDP loh..then sleep..

9. Whats your unforgettable memory from last weekend?
-huh?? wat do you mean??

10. What are the last two digits of your phone number?
-1,7

11. What was the last thing you ate?
-my breakfast loh..

12. What was the last thing you drank?
-MILO, part of my breakfast.

13. What was the last movie you watched?
-the SIMPSONS,yesterday.

14. What do you dislike right now?
-many things,home econs,exams blah blah blah..

15. What food do you crave right now?
-something nice and EXPENSIVE!

16. Did you dream last night?
-nope.

17. What was the last TV show you watched?
-e few days ago's 'bao jia wei guo'.its damn funny loh..

18. What is your favorite piece of jewelry?
-hmm..i've seen this qn before..but..watever..should be my zip earing.

19. Name someone on your Top Friends who is just like you?
-dunno..not char cos i'm not aunty(: not ly cos i'm not pea brain(: not fion cos i'm a guai kia..soooo??

20. What was the last thing you kept telling yourself over and over?
-finish home econs before blogging.

21. Who last text messaged you?
-lingyun,i asked her whether is she going to support weikiat and benson on sat.

22. Are you on any medication?
-nope.

23. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
-my bed damn small only..you turn somemore drop on e floor ready.

24. What color shirt are you wearing?
-white nike shirt with a small line of red at the side..cos i'm being patrotic to SINGAPORE!!

25. What is your favorite frozen treat?
-ice cream! i scream for ice cream(:

26. How many piercings do you have?
-4..2,2..i wan another 1!!!

27. Who’s someone you haven’t seen in a while and miss?
-dawn chua loh..nv see her for a thousand years alr since last year's teachers day..

28. What did you do last night?
-SLEEP..

29. Do you care what people think about you?
-sometimes..depends who is the person talking abt me..

30. Have you ever done something to investigate trouble?
-investigate trouble?? nope i think..i can't be bothered(:

31. Where do you live?
-SINGAPORE loh..where else..blangadesh(:

32. Are you aggressive?
-wat is aggressive???

33. Mobile Phone?
-SONY ERICSSON K750i.

34. What is the thing that you would most like to change about yourself?
-my damn hair..

35. What size are your feet?
-5 or 6..forgot lah so damn long nv buy shoes liao..

36. What is your favorite color?
-PURPLE(:

37. Do you like mustard?
-YES!

38.What do you tell people when times get hard?
-wats YOUR definition of 'times get hard'???

39. Would you ever sky dive?
-hmmm..tough qn..most probably yes..but sure no chance 1 i tell you guarantee + chop + stamp + signature ahhh....

40. Do you sleep on your side, tummy front or back?
-side..lie tummy front cannot breathe lah..i dunwan die..lie back like MUMMY..haha

41. Have you ever bid for something on eBay?
-no..no $$ lah..

42. Do you enjoy giving hugs?
-no..i enjoy GETING hugs(:

43. Would you like yourself to be fashionable?
-of cos..why not??

44. Miss someone right now?
-yes..YOU!! haha..

45. How is life at the moment?
-such a miserable and pathetic piece of shit.

46. Once a cheater always a cheater?
-no..i cheated once..HAHA

47. What are you doing right now?
-this loh..plus brainstorming for blardy home econs..

NATIONAL DAY EVE..

2007-08-08T20:30:00.000+08:00

joshua is being bullied by ME,JUNBOON and ZEXIAN((:

empty bottles of bubble tea..

charissa's finger in jp's cinema.

i LOVE this sushi..highly recommended by ME(:

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enlarged version of e pic to show e word 'singapore'..

i'll never forgive this person..he/she is gonna die a terrible death..BEWARE.

joshua struggling..thx jb for catching him..haha..

hiehiehie ppl!!!!!!!!!!!! was suppose to be doing home econs again..so damn mafan lah wtf... TODAY WAS FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!first was the bazaar..actually me and char and ly not in commitee..but peiying ask me go help then i go help e roti prata there while char and ly help at e bubble tea there..so fun lah..then ly and dion loh go aronud with e banner..then joshua finding them..then i tried finding them then cannot find lah..tsk tsk tsk..too short bah(no offence!!) haha..then i ask dion loh he can anot so short no one ll c him..then he saw 'ni hao..ni hao'..haha so gao xiao..then help with e roti prata..so many orders lah..so many until i also dunhav..sobs...I HAD A FUN TIME AT THE BAZAAR!!!! hope we'll win....*pray* *pray*.. joshua was selling his earrings loh..i see he so gay..sit there qiao jiao help ppl bao their earings..grrr..why he cannot come cook then i go there meh....arghh...then had concert..haha..band play so nice lah..but they not in talent quest meh..hmm..then aft that was suppose to go edmund house to pei fion..but i last min dunwan go cos go there also dunno do wat..then i went to jp with char and ly..i wanted to watch simpsons then ly sae wed ticket $6.50..then my ma keep using my eng marks to scold me..shit..then finally can go loh..phew..but when buy e ticket is $8 loh..ly ought to be shot man..then i owe charissa money loh..but watever..i wanna watch..before that had lunch at MOS with ly and char..so, $8 + $5 + $8++-- = broke for the week..i'm so damn broke..the SIMPSONS is so damn the nice..dunwan post anything abt so if you wanna noe go watch it!! it is seriously veri funny i tell you..woots~~

- Learn Something AboutYourself.
- Don’t look at the answers at thebottom.
- Do the test first.
- This one’s a little different everyone.
- Remember, you need to take seriousthought into these questions!

1. What is your favorite out of these three?
a. cat b. bird c. dog (C)

2. What is your favorite color?
a. pink b. white c. black (A)

3. Name a person of the same gender.
-CHARISSA.

4. Name a person of the opposite gender.
-JOSHUA.

5. Do you like the mountains or the beach better?
-mountains.

6. Do you like to watch the sunrise or the sunset?
-sunset.

7. What’s your favorite number from 1- 10?-
-3.

8. What is your favorite plant?
a. red rose b. fern c. a dead one (A)

9. What is your favorite season?
a. Spring b. Winter c. Summer (B)

10. Make two wishes in 10 seconds.
-MADE!!

ANSWERS:

1. (C): a) cat: you love yourself the most.
b) bird: you like hearing yourself talk.
c) dog: you put others before yourself.

-really?? i usually think of myself first..hmm..

2. (A): a) pink: you’re outgoing.
b) white: you’re classical.
c)black: you’re living on the edge.

-really??..haha..LOL(:

3. (CHARISSA): She will be your lucky star.

-really??then i must hang out with charissa more often(:

4. (JOSHUA): You’ll become very, very close friends with him.

-LOL..

5. (MOUNTAINS): mountains: fast paced wedding.
beach: slow paced wedding.

-LOL?!?!

6. (SUNSET): sunrise: you’re a morning person and you get more done.
sunset: you are romantic and you fall in and out of crushes slowly.

-LOL LOL?!?!?

7. The number you picked is how many it will take before you find your true love.

-WHAT THE HECK..if i pick 10 then i'll wait till my next life loh..

8. (A): a) red rose: your life will be beautiful, but sometimes thorny.
b) fern: your life will be predictable and safe.
c) a dead one: your one sick person.

-YAY..finally an appropriate statement that i like(:

9. (B): a) spring: you’re hopelessly romantic.
b) winter: you’re a hugging kind of person.
c) summer: you’re a bare all kind person.

-huh?? hugging person..then that would be guin!! cos she is cheryl's koala..haha

10. If you repost this in: a) more than 5 minutes, nothing will happen to you.
b) 3 min, your first wish will come true.
c) 2 min, both of your wishes will come true.

-LOL LOL LOL?!?!?!

I LOVE THE BAZAAR!!!!

I HATE JUNBOON!!!!!! (part 2)

2007-08-07T20:09:00.000+08:00

phew..finally my this stupid damn com can already..so pissed..wanted to post all about today and yesterday and yeaterday the yesterday blah blah blah..no time lah..so do this quiz for my dear jimmy foo yong ming..((: i'm so good rite?? was so pissed yesterday lah..stupid yongming still come disturb me..argh..then this morning stupid yongming go sabo my group for CME..you good huh...smack you ah..first period was CME..we have to act out a skid on bullying..haha..ly was the victim..i dunwan be bully..later i scold too vulgar or too violent then ly cry..haha..so auntie char and fion be..but they so damn soft lah..onli the ants on the floor hear them((: haha..then history,english..heng today no oral..i so scared lah..oral is my weakest man..shit..HELP?!?!?!?! then hcl..dao lao shi's lecture again..hmph..then maths..WOWWOWOWOWOWOW..i'm so damn happy lah..cos mrs tay return e test we did on fri?? or mon..i forgot..i got full marks lah!!! at first joshua saw peiying'g paper but he say is mine..then i flip flip then saw i got full marks..haha((:..then joshua keep on 'ni ju xu zhe yang lah'..then i say 'ok loh..i continue like dat then your maths no need win me liao..' haha..but e second 1 so lan..41 nia..joshua and weikiat also can get 43 leh..haiz..got scolded by my mum cos of eng..wtf..bala anyhow mark de loh..shitfaceslut..then my father sae i veri generous,give too much discount ready..grrrrr...then aft sch had mock test again..all e ans so funny loh..i seriously do not know what am i doin loh during e test..i think i read wrongly again..sian.. wanted to post abt yesterday but forget again..wtf..short term..i so scared chi lah..PLEASE DONT FAIL!!! *praying*..sian..now e quiz which yongming sabo-ed..will upload the photo on joshua's hair..looks like a sumo..LOL..i tie 1 leh..must say nice hor when see..see liao leave a tag ok??? MUST TAG WHEN YOU SEE HOR!!! everybody likes making joshua's hair..cos he so guai..ppl make him he dont do anything back de loh..GOODBOYBOY((: then today he go use lingyun mirror and comb..then his hair got gastby,no gabsty, no gabtsy (aiya..dunno how spell lah so pek chek..) then go use ly comb go comb his hair 1000000++++ times..weikiat also so fan(2) ready...haha..then he go wash..then giv back ly..then she dunwan ready..then she ask me giv her another 1 cos that 1 is i giv her de..eh not fair loh..is joshua use then i muz pay..wth..no logic loh..JOSHUA ONG..since you so rich you pay her back lah..haha..

1.Male or Female?
- FEMALE(:

2.Whats your nickname?
- MALINGSU!!! its so well-known loh..how can you not know???

3.Whats you favourite sport?
-swimming.

4.Whats your favourite food?
- RICE..cos i'm a 'fan tong'..

5.How many friends do u have?
- a lot lah..like who would go count their friends huh...

6.On an average, how many sms do u send everyday?
- MAXIMUM 32 a day if not i'll bao loh..then i'll die..

7.How long do u use the computer?
-45mins..mum's rule..but sometimes i use 1h plus..

8.Whats the most unique thing u have in your house?
- the number of trophies my father has..i'll take a photo someday..

9.Which word do u use most of the time?
- dunno..got 'shit face', got 'crap', got 'f*ck'..what do you think??

10.How emo do u rate yourself over 10?
- 0?? i dun emo as far as i'm concerned.

11.Who are you sitting with most of the time?
- PEA BRAIN LINGYUN!!

12.Who do u consider a beast?
- then who do YOU consider a beauty hmm???

13.What do u write on a paper?
- My name,class,date,index number,subject.

14.Who is the most violent person of the opposite sex you can think of?
- most huh..maybe one of the 'yong' brothers bah..haha..but e least 1 sure everybody vote joshua loh..LOL(:

15.Who slaps who hell lot of time?
- they dare slap me..haha..more like i slap them..

16.What do you enjoy doing?
- many things: disturbing joshua, disturbing lingyun, disturbing charissa, disturbing leon,disturbing fion..so many ppl loh.. still have shouting at ppl to xiao qi,and blogging,and taking silly photos..haha..LOL

17.What's in your bag?
- books + pencil box + water bottle + keys + wallet + blah blah blah..

18.Do you consider yourslef an uncle/ auntie?
- hmm..i have 5 nieces and 3 nephews..do you consider that an auntie?? haha..no lah duh..i'm not darling char..

19.Whats your CCA?
-BAND!!

20.Whats stressing you now?
- exams,homework,my parents,school etc.. NO! especially home econs..

21.Who is blackmailing you now?
- no one..

22.Have you seen a ghost before?
- no..i damn scared of ghost show ready loh...

23.Are you satisfied with your life?
- no..I EXPECT MORE!!!

24.Who piss you off most of the time?
- another long list: kiwi,xy,my brothers,my parents.bala,ppl like yongming,junboon,weikiat who likes to disturb me for no reason or rhyme..LOL..is this how you use it??hmmm..

25.Who is the teacher you dislike most?
-BALA..grrrr..thought anout my compo again..arghhh

26.Are you sickly or healthy?
- healthy loh..i everyday got go sch de loh..

27.What's your favourite subject?
- MATHS!! MRS TAY!!!!

28.What do you want to be when u grow up?
- i write for my chi 'one minute of fame' to be a maths teacher..i also dunno why i write that.. COS I'M MRS TAY'S SUCCESSOR!!!!! thanks chien wei for calling me that..HOHOHO(((:

29.What do you mostly watch on TV?
- chinese dramas!!!! LOVE IT LAH((:

30.What kind of song do u listen to?
- nice songs loh..

31.Whats on your table?

- tv,com,fan,calendar,home phone.handphone,stationery holder,timer,cup...

32.What do you do when you are bored?
- think of someone to sms too..haha..or daydream loh..like fion..sleep anywhere everywhere..propro..

33.What do you want to do now?
-sleep,eat,blog loh..then wat..shit,pee,laosai ah..haha..i follow leon 'zi-high'((:

34.How do you get to school?
- my cousin's father fetch..everyday can sit new car seh..good life hor??

35.Do you like reading?
- sometimes...

36.What do you miss most?
- hmm..my pri sch friends loh..then what?? my long lost hamster ah(cos last time i had a hamster..then i no cage so i put it with my friend's hamster..then when he went out that faithful day,he brought MY hamster in a bowl..mind you, a bowl,not a cage..then he left in on the table at a coffeeshop and went to buy food,when he came back,MY poor hamster is gone..what a clever person he is..)

37.What do you love to do?
- sleep,sms,blog,day dream blah blah blah..

38.Who is your greatest competitor?
- so many loh..1st would be charissa,then yong ming then bo can then wei kiat then jun boon then joshua then leon..aiya..a whole list lah..

39.Who do you dislike?
- bitches and bastards..

40.Who do you think made the greatest makeover?
- charissa and her SUPER AUNTIE hairstyle..(no offence)

41.Whose your idol?
- dunhave..

42.Who do play with most from Sec 1 til now?
- hello?? in the 21st century we don't usually play..except for boys(: LOL.. plus sec 1 i feel like i'm a loner..so sad..haha

43.Whats your favourite ice-cream flavour?
- MINT!!

44.Are you happy or sad most of the time?
- neither..i'm always pissed at ppl(:

45.Who do you like?
- MYSELF(((:

46.Whats the temperature of your room when u sleep?
- Dunno. see got on air con anot loh..

47.Whats in front of you when u sleep?
- ceiling with glow-in-the-dark stickers..

48.What kind of dreams do u wish to have while in deep sleep?
-scary ones..i had one where i fell from the sky..scary..

49.Will you die for your friend?
- Maybe..depends..but most probably no..i wanna live(:

50.What type of balls have you eaten in your life?
- meat ball,fish ball,sotong ball..

ILOVEQUIZESMAN!!! loves~~~

2007-08-04T13:35:00.000+08:00

me and char's burnt cookies..

blobs of poop..

edited pic of joshua's hair..e words so small loh..

bought from taka..

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joshua's cool hair huh...((:

this..i tink is fion's leaf..i helped her paint(:

ly's polka dot skirt..silly ly..

I LOVE MRS TAY!!!

stickers..so nice lor!! 2 for $1 leh..haha

BIRTHDAY BOY(((:

crazy ppl..

ly don't dare come down..tsk tsk tsk

charissa's masterpiece..ly's singapore hairstyle!

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my dear 'mo' leaf..MINE!! i painted 1 for ly and char too..

my maid did the jelly(:

my bro soooo engrossed in my old phone(:

i made e red blazer brighter..haha..sorry doin loh!! silly joshua's extra hand..blocking lqq..

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HELLO PEOPLE!!! finally free man..posting for my dearie auntie cos she sae she miss my posts..haha..dunno why..hmm..lets think back..i have so many pics to post..edited some..so posted them too((:

1/8 WEDNESDAY:

actually,i have short term and can't really rmb what happened..sian..maths,science(crap),hcl,el(crap),cme..hoho..i rmb cme..we were suppose to act out a scene..then me,char,ly and fion were like arguing who be ganster,narrator and victim..ly ask me be gangster..but i dunwan lah..later i scold then all the colourful languages come out then get scolded..so i ask fion be..cos she less vulgar((: then we all made ly e victim..we decided to tie her hair up in a silly way with stupid looking clips..HAHA..its so funny lah..then i keep quarrelling with char abt who be e narrator while who write e script..haha..so gao xiao.. thren art..sian lah..draw bamboo..wtf..e bitch come again loh sian..watever..then some ppl went pet rocket..haha..

2/8 THURSDAY:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BENSON!!!!!!!! haha..benson is so funny lah..HAPPY HAPPY BIRHTDAY!!! SMILE((: had asthetics today..kq is crazy man..dunno wat to sae abt him..he is just crazy..went imm wif fion..bought some clips..wanted to buy G2 blue refillbut e clever sales girl find for so long then giv me blue black de..so pissed lah..then chi tuiton..sian..my tuition teacher almost killed me form getting so low for class test..LOL..tmr common test..so scared man..

3/8 FRIDAY:

thot muz go sch at 7 but is at 8..rush until lyk siao..then got scolded by my mum lah..today pe boys run 2.4..i so scared lah..stupid..i hate napfa big time..benson went home during recess cos he vomitted aft napfa..so sway leh he..yestrday juz bd loh..haiz..then el..bala so shit lah..everything also bo chap..everything also our fault..bitch man..so pissed wif her..almost went up to her and strangled her..aft that went swimming..haiz..my lesson start again..but..i want to swim cos i fell that i'm getting fatter loh..i WANNA SLIM DOWN AND A TAN!!! haha.. YAYS, tmr going char house..today's common test was shit man..e compre espicially..i dun even noe wat was it abt lah..so pek chek..f*ck...i hate chinese..

4/8 SATURDAY:

went char's house at 10..baked..e cookies turned out burnt lah..so pissed..then blah blah blah..plsyed with her hamsters..lol..she had tuition so i had to go earlier loh..sian.. i wanted to type sooooo many things lah..but all forget..so shit man..haiz..long long post alr...BYE PPL!!

I LOVE CHARISSA!!!! MUACKS((:

I HATE JUNBOON!!!!!!

2007-07-31T16:26:00.000+08:00

heyheyhey..posting a quick 1 before tuition..haiz sian..lets talk abt yesterday..that stooopid eng compo..i was like 'wth??' when i saw the paper..LOL..so shit..then science..mr lee is craping everyday..science if you rely on him sure fail de loh..so better read yourself..you rely on last year the YOU-KNOW-WHO even more no need to sae loh..CONFIRM FAIL LAH..i give you 100% gurantee plus chop plus signature plus stamp ah(something invented with weikiat and junxonag:D)!! haha..then math,el,HOME ECONS..omfg..to cook 1 dish we need 30 reasons per pair why we do it..when i choose my recipe i nv even think why did i choose it luh...shouted at big bird(birdie) due to his childish-ness aft sch..so clever lah that f*cking bird..still sae i look like his grandma..well done..well,that makes me another kiwi so therefore,caused me to shout even more at the irritating shit bird..so pissed with him man..if i had a chopper(cou;d have taken during home econs...), i would definetly chop him into pieces to cook curry to feed the dogs..i give a damn ok loser..so just f*ck off.. WOW!!! i didn't realise that scolding someone liao will feel that shiok,no wonder my mum always scolds us..HOHOHO..then yongming sae that i'm the bravest girl he saw(i think..)..HAHA..but leon keeps saying that i'm the most vulgar and violent girl he ver saw..HOHOHO..who should i believe,hmmmm...went band feeling so damn happy..then natalie nv come)): didn't want the solo lah..then weikiat and huilin think of silly reasons to make me play the solo..OMG..damn stress lah i tell u..so..i totally flunk it..jingyi still sae nice,then i ask char nice anot she said 'no lah..' hmph..seriously it sucks big time..i blow to fast lah damn it..hmph...

today!!
HAHA..today is my phone's birthday..but i dunno why on earth did i make such big fuss over it..haha..history first period..sian..then science again..i wasted 1h and 15 mins of my life listening to mr lee talking crap..so?? wat a waste...then el..sian..then music..HAHAHAHAHAHA..i love mrs low man..she is so damn nice lah..((: then i made up my stupid and silly joke about joshua low..haha..i saw that mrs low call joshua like calling her son,then his name will change to JOSHUA LOW instead of JOSHUA ONG.lol..ignore my crap..then hcl..LOL..my test sucks big time lah..wtf..so low..then aft sch so damn pissed with junboon..he keep calling me 'a' for nothing..then i tell him 'wah,i no name ah,my name is MELISSA, not whatever shit 'a'..'then he started calling me 'b'..well done junboon..wait until i tink of another shit nickname for you you'll die terribly i tell you..then wen shi ke..dai lao shi came in half way lah and i didn't even knew me..char too..both she and i were shocked lah..LOL..i dunno why hor my life hor so damn miserable..everyday so many ppl go turn my life upside down..not weikiat then junboon,not him then leon,not him then birdie,not him then sometimes yongxiang or yongming or the bastard..PISSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-07-29T19:30:00.000+08:00

sian..studying again soon..wtf..exam tmr..compo..and i dun tink i could pass it lah seriously..we did not even write expository before..damn it..then i suddenly think back last week when the teachers were suppose to check us girls..haha..the boys were lyk 'wtf??? no fringe??? he also have fringe wat??' HOHOHO!! then was supposed to check fringes..then my aunties-men started lending clips from me..haha..then they look at me and say 'haha..malingsu no fringe!!' then i'm like so pissed...no finge sucks man..I WANT A FRINGE!!! but its impossible to leave 1 now...haiz..then they wan check skirts,then my aunties-men started unfolding their skirts..HAHA((: heng i nv wear the 1 that need to fold..cos haven alter loh..anyway my skirt alter liao still so damn the long lah wth..wear wedding gown go sch loh..HAHA((: then thought abt th quarrel wif auntie char on thurs..cos she nv stay back for maths..then she go off with me and ly mah..then leon saw us..then i ask him y he nv stay back,then i tell him char also nv stay back then suddenly she so angry..then i wanted to say that only ppl like xy needed to stay for maths but auntie nv hear finish my sentence then tarted quarrelling with me that y drag xy into the picture..i gong diao lah..then quarrel with her blah blah blah..usual stuff..then so pissed..LOL....auntie ah auntie..

1. How tall are you barefoot?
- so long nv measure liao loh..i tink 163cm bah.. wth..i can't believe i'm shorter than joshua..GRR

2. Have you ever smoked?
- no. i'm a guai kia..(bleagh..)

3. Do you own a gun?
- no..singapore don't sell..if got sell i sure buy..

4. Do you hate someone right now?
- of cos..who doesn't??

5. Do you get nervous?
- yes...

6. What do you think of hotdogs?
- they are made out of hair and rotten meat if they are made in china(my mum told me all this last time..)

7. What’s your favorite Christmas song?
- dunno..don't really like christmas songs..

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
- MILK!!!

9. Can you do push ups?
- errrr..no??

11.What’s your favorite piece of jewelry?
- my ZIP earing(:

12. Do you like painkillers?
- no..i don't take them at all!!

13. What is your secret weapon to lure the opposite sex?
- i don't lure them..i chase them away badly..

14. Do you own a knife?
- duh..if not how to cook..

15. Do you have H.I.V?
- siao.

16. Name?
- melissa.

17. Name 3 things u wanna do at this exact moment?
- finish my stupid chi tuition hw, find a recipe for home econs and study for my history test.

18. Name the last 3 things you have bought lately:
- sweets,sweets and more SWEETS!! LOL..actully can't remember..its been so long since i bought something.

19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink:
- water,water and more WATER!! no lah no lah..water,milk and sch's diluted drinks.

20. What time did you wake up today?
- 8am. i had to learn how to make sandwiches for home econs...damn..

22. Current worry?
- ENG COMMON TEST TOMORROW!!

23 Current hate?
- chi tuition etc..to many to list.

24. Favorite place to be?
- shopping mall.

25. Least favorite place to be?
- home...

26. Where would you like to go?
- OUT WITH MY FRIENDS.

27. Do you own slippers?
- duh..who doesn't??

28. What shirt are you wearing?
- my "NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME" shirt.

30. Favorite color?
- purple,green,orange

31.Would you like to be a pirate?
- YES!!! so i'll be rich..MUAHAHAHA

32. Last time you had an alcoholic drink?
- nv drink any loh..c..so guai..(puke)

33. What songs do you sing in the shower?
- i don't sing please.

34. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
- ghost. aha

35.What’s in your pocket/s right now?
- air..

36. Last thing that made you laugh?
- my mother recording everything i said for dunno wat crazy reason.

37. last thing that made you cry?
- my father going through my sheng huo shui bi and ask me whether i copied everything or i write myself..i was so pissed lah wtf.

38. Worst injury you’ve ever had?
- dunno..all are considered minor bah..i nv break any of my bones mind you since i was a baby(:

39. Who is your loudest friend?
- i think im the loudest.. =D

42.Who is your most silent friend?
- erm..all my friends are loud..therefore we are friends..(=

43.last movie watched?
- HARRY POTTER AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX, but seriously,i dun really understand then whole story.

44. What is your favorite book?
- dunno..

45.What is your favorite chocolate?
- chocolate lah..still got wat..

47. What song do/did you want played at your wedding?
- dunno..when my wedding come then sae bah..that ll be another 10 yrs later bah..happy waiting!!

48. What were you doing 12 AM last night?
- sleeping,dreaming..

49. What was the first thing you did today?
- open my eyes.
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50. What was the last thing you did the day before yesterday?
- hmm..thats friday rite?? sleep loh..

2007-07-28T15:57:00.000+08:00

i think sooner or later i'm gonna go mad...

continued from yesterday...

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Leon!

1.Only twelve people have ever set foot on Leon!
2.Women shoplift four times more frequently than Leon.
3.Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of Leon.
4.Leon is 984 feet tall.
5.In the 1600s, tobacco was frequently prescribed to treat headaches, bad breath and Leon!
6.The opposite sides of Leon always add up to seven.
7.Finding Leon on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck!
8.Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw Leon into a volcano it would stop erupting.
9.68 percent of all UFO sightings are by Leon.
10.Some birds use Leon to orientate themselves during migration.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jun boon!

1.A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas, which are individually known as Jun boon.
2.It takes forty minutes to hard-boil Jun boon.
3.Jun boon is worth his weight in gold - literally!
4.Worldwide, Jun boon is the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects.
5.Louisa May Alcott, author of 'Little Jun boon', hated Jun boon and only wrote the book at her publisher's request!
6.Jun boon cannot jump.
7.To check whether Jun boon is safe to eat, drop him in a bowl of water; rotten Jun boon will sink, and fresh Jun boon will float.
8.Jun boon cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in his stomach.
9.Antarctica is the only continent without Jun boon!
10.Jun boon, from the movie of the same name, had green blood!

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Guinevere!

1.Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled Guinevere.
2.Worldwide, Guinevere is the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects.
3.Guinevere can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant!
4.It's bad luck for a flag to touch Guinevere.
5.Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of Guinevere, and frequently rise to the surface for air.
6.The international dialling code for Guinevere is 672!
7.Oranges, lemons, watermelons, pineapples and Guinevere are all berries!
8.Guinevere can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time!
9.Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of Guinevere.
10.Fifty-two percent of Americans drink Guinevere.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Yong Ming!

1.There are more than two hundred different kinds of Yong Ming!
2.Yong Ming never said 'Play it again, Sam'!
3.New Zealand was the first place to allow Yong Ming to vote.
4.While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their Yong Ming.
5.Donald Duck's middle name is Yong Ming.
6.The deepest part of Yong Ming is over 35,000 feet deep!
7.Over half of Americans are officially Yong Ming.
8.Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw Yong Ming into a volcano it would stop erupting!
9.You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Yong Ming to reach the earth's core.
10.Yong Ming can live for up to a week without a head!

2007-07-27T14:45:00.000+08:00

hie ppl..sian.. i WANNA WATCH SIMPSONS!!!! lets post abt the last few days...

25/7 WEDNESDAY:
went ava room early in the morning...as usual..always getting scoldedfor the slightest things..aiya..she not sian i also damn sian ah...then had the dj thing...haha..i thot i would be doing it on that day and started feeling so happy because fion is doing her chi test and i can't possibly do it on my own rite...then our class practiced for the performance later during assembly..was so damn funny man..almost fell of the damn chair laughing..HAHA!!!!then science..WTF..i totally forgot to study lah..was abt to sleep last night then rmb..gonna flunk it badly man...darn..then PE..ly ran the slowest in class..HAHA..auntie char ran the second last..HOHOHO..all aunties..then art..i hate art cosof e f*cking bitch..like,who the hell she think she is man..i see her f*ck up face so damn pissed..then history..pile of siannnnesssss..lastly is assembly..was looking forward to watch our class perform again...junboon and ze xian is damn funny lah..terrorist..benson is honey bee, cheryl is honey..haha..benson ask me to be mi feng cos kaiqin is xian hua..i ask him dream on..2i5 ROCKS MAN..so sad nv win lah..1r1 won..joshua was the emcee..LOSER lah he..say so many wring words..i counted 5..should be 5++, will nv be 5--..haha..then had the stupid AUSTRAIAN MATH thing..to think thta i tried to study for it yesterday..e first part was easy..then come the damn shit section B and C part..i almost pulled all my hair out man...i realised that my IQ is not that high..i only score well cos i remember them..LOL..so pissed..then went band..juxiang nv come again..JOSHUA YOU BETTER DUN JIAO HUAI MY JUNIOR HOR..box u ah..then got home and started to chiong hw..recently the hw giv until dunno wat lah..can die doing..

26/7 THURSDAY:
first period math..sian..learn dunno wat congruency thing..didn't knew half the time wat ws mrs tay talking abt..juz gong gong everything ok ok...LOL..then eng..bala really keep scolding us for nothing lah..can't stand her..menopause so fast ah?? y we so sway..she gonna menopause then come teach our class....then science..crap..mr lee keeps crapping.. then hcl, blah blah..forgot wat happened...then the f*cking ae..sucks to the core man..now sitting behind is no one,in front is benson,left is gay kaiqin and right is edmund..WTH!!! actually i walked towards behind leon..cos i thot i sit there..but who knows..CLEVER(puke,vomit,barf) mr chong moved me cos i tink not enought girls..WTH rite..when i go behind leon he say "walao melissa!?!?!?!?" then he turn around..LOL..so damn pity ly..cos kiwi is behind her..haiz..nvm..giv her more opportunities to be with him(puke,vomit,barf!!!)..watever..haha..then gay kaiqin keep disturbing yi chian for no particular reason..crazy..

27/7 FRIDAY:
haha..today darren's bd.(: HAPPY BIRTHDAY..haha..today was mad man..came out of the house feeling so darn happy..BUT!!! saw this bitch(apnn) who scolded me last time for not helping my maid take the heavy groceries plus keep asking her to faster..i was holding hot food idoit!!! so pissed lah whenever i tink back..now she so darn kpo..go inside lift ask me my sch start at wat time,which sch i go,i sec wat..i was tinking y she cannot mind that f*cking son of hers instead start minding other people's children..then she ask me "ohh..streaming this year huh?? which stream do you wish to go to?" i told her triple science, if not i bet she'll start her whole BIG lecture on why should you tae triple science..my mum did not even ask me lah..wth..then she walk so damn slow..i walk in fron, she start talking to me then i muz stop, turn and wait for her to come..LOL..cannot walk faster 1 ah..then go sch..then come inclas dunno who started saying me..then i started scolding leon and junboon and kiwi and joshua and weikiat and some more ppl..leon lah..everyday come make me 1 leh..junboon also..irritating ppl..then weikiat started being so damn sick..he modified the hokey pockey song..YUCKSSSS..then kiwi keep talking shit to me..so pek chek..1st period chi..sian..then music..LOL..yongxiang asked mrs low to kiss darren and she said later but did not..haha..then pe..ran 3 rounds..half dead..5 rounds then die liao..then science..crap again..then eng..blah blah blah..then maths..OHMYF*CKINGGAWD..my test did so damn badly lah..mayb i was half-asleep during the test..i lost to junboon and charissa and lingyun and weikiat and boyi and many many more..omg lah..LOL..but i gtg liao..need to study..will post when my free time comes again..MUACKS((:

for charissa:

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Charissa!

1.The first toy product ever advertised on television was Mr Charissa Head.
2.While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as Charissa.
3.Over half of Americans are officially Charissa.
4.Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's Charissa supply.
5.The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention Charissa.
6.Fifty-two percent of Americans drink Charissa!
7.Charissa can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour!
8.The opposite sides of Charissa always add up to seven!
9.Charissa is the traditional gift for a couple on their third wedding anniversary.
10.Charissa kept at the window will keep vampires at bay.

for lingyun(if you ever saw this post...):

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ling Yun!

1.Ling Yun can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory!
2.There are 336 dimples on Ling Yun.
3.The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten Ling Yun!
4.Ling Yun has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean!
5.The National Heart Foundation recommends eating Ling Yun at least three times a week.
6.About 100 people choke to death on Ling Yun each year!
7.Red Ling Yun at night, shepherd's delight. Red Ling Yun at morning, shepherd's warning!
8.There are more than two hundred different kinds of Ling Yun!
9.Ling Yun can sleep for three and a half years.
10.In Vermont, the ratio of cows to Ling Yun is 10:1!

did the others out of sianess and kpo-ness:

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Fion!

1.Ostriches stick their heads in Fion not to hide but to look for water.
2.Fion can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders.
3.Astronauts get taller when they are in Fion.
4.Birds do not sleep in Fion, though they may rest in her from time to time.
5.Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by Fion!
6.Fion can not regurgitate.
7.The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten Fion.
8.Bees visit over three million flowers to make a single kilogram of Fion.
9.Fion can't sweat.
10.You should always store Fion in an airtight container in the fridge.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Joshua!

1.Joshuaology is the study of Joshua.
2.Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of Joshua in a day.
3.If you cut Joshua in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have.
4.New Zealand was the first place to allow Joshua to vote.
5.About one tenth of Joshua is permanently covered in ice!
6.Apples are covered with a thin layer of Joshua.
7.Joshua was originally green, and actually contained cocaine!
8.You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Joshua to reach the earth's core.
9.If you toss Joshua 10000 times, he will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because his head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom.
10.Joshua has only one weakness - the colour yellow.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Wei Kiat!
1.Wei Kiat can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee!
2.It's bad luck for a flag to touch Wei Kiat!
3.Wei Kiat is the world's tallest woman.
4.Ostriches stick their heads in Wei Kiat not to hide but to look for water.
5.The only Englishman to become Wei Kiat was Nicholas Breakspear, who was Wei Kiat from 1154 to 1159.
6.Wei Kiat was first grown in America by the grandmother Maria Ann Smith, from whom his name comes.
7.The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by Wei Kiat as he rode out to collect warriors slain in battle.
8.Until the 1960s, Wei Kiat was not allowed to enter Disneyland!
9.Originally, Wei Kiat could not fly.
10.All swans in England belong to Wei Kiat.

my cherries..the bitch can't ven differntiate cherries and strawberries..LOSER!!

ze xian holding his stockings... you should see him..HAHAHAHAHA

this was suppose to be blue..hmmmm

high class chair(the back one,mine) and the low class chair(front ine,ly's)

yongming gardening???? NO WAY!!!!

joshua 'pao' another girl again..so fast giv up felicia..HAHA((:

ly's FUJI APPLE!!!!!

2007-07-24T16:16:00.000+08:00

FION CAME BACK TO SCH!! haha..saw this quiz on my friend's blog..its like sooooooo damn nice lah.. so i did it..but e things abt me suck..so i did 1 on MALINGSU too..haha..if fact, its better..so i'll post both of it..ok..lets talk abt today..first period ME..woots~~~~ no more MR ONG!!! ohlay--ohlay ohlay ohlay..HAHA.. then history..we actually have to pay $0.50 for bringing our stuff???? wth???? watever..it goes to the class fund anyway.. then eng..we went to AVA room cos our project(FOR SOME WATEVER SHIT REASON) broke down again..its only like hiw many months old lah..haven't even celebrated it 1st bd...tsktsktsk..feel so sad for it..then hcl..you-know-who spent the whole load time scolding us again..sian..then math..mrs tay also scolded us..sae wat we dun hav interest in learning..then she scolded poor joshua cos me and yongxiang wrote shit stuff on his hand...i wrote " i must not tell lies" (quoted from harry potter)..cos he say then i rmb then i write loh..SORRY JOSHUA!!! :(( then aft sch e stupid wenshike..lame shit lah..half the time,i was playing wif handphones..sian...LOL..i hate chi caligraphy man...SUCKS...have pics to post but so lazy..had sectionals yesterday..sian lah..sectionals also must run..but i nv run..cos my mum came liao..anyway tuition teacher coming liao..haiz..juz a quick post today..TOODELSSS..

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Melissa!

1.Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like Melissa.
2.About 100 people choke to death on Melissa each year!
3.Pacman was originally called Melissaman!
4.Melissa is the world's smallest mammal.
5.Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of Melissa.
6.Melissa was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons.
7.In 1982 Time Magazine named Melissa its 'Man of the Year'!
8.Only one person in two billion will live to be Melissa!
9.Melissa was originally called Cheerioats!
10.Devoid of her cells and proteins, Melissa has the same chemical makeup as sea water.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Malingsu!

1.Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like Malingsu.
2.Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that Malingsu is near.
3.Ideally, Malingsu should be stored on her side at a temperature of 55 degrees.
4.Banging your head against Malingsu uses 150 calories an hour.
5.Malingsu can sleep with one eye open!
6.Europe is the only continent that lacks Malingsu!
7.Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by Malingsu!
8.Britain's Millennium Dome is more than double the size of Malingsu.
9.The first Malingsu was made in 1853, and had no pedals!
10.The number one cause of blindness in the United States is Malingsu.

I LOVE THIS QUIZ MAN!!! to do it, go siying's blog..

2007-07-22T19:40:00.000+08:00

went to jp juz now..eat there..saw fion and her brother and another boy..wonder will she go back to sch tmr..hmmmm..worked on my home econs the whole day..can you believe it?? wonder why i needed sooooo damn long to do my freakin home econs..finally finished copying my chi lah..whoa..i wanted to xie tian xie di you noe..lol..haiz..char and ly go watch harry potter today..so sad cannot follow them go..haiz..dunno lah..

2007-07-21T15:28:00.000+08:00

finally posted this pic from ecp...

went to queensway wif my mum to collect her car yesterday..she sent it for servicing..then went in to see see.bought my fbt shorts(like finally!!) i bought red,blue and black..i regretted not buying silver..haiz..then went around looking for my nike shoes..finally i saw 1 pair..but no hav my size..onli hav size 9..then search to see is other shops have anot..NO!!! i was lyk wth..then bought bubble tea..tasted disgusting....yucks..then walked to e hyundai servicing place..sian...had band today..I WANNA KILL JUNXIANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! argh..so pissed wif him..ok..it all started when he was playing around cos his mouth pain then cannnot play..then he so free walk around,go toilet,play wif e fans..cos sectionals mah..then i took a photo of him emo-ing around..then he so noisy then i showed e photo to him and told him to shut-up..then he keep asking me not to post..then say ok loh..then he keep attempting to take a photo of me..then i stated quarrelling wif him..my blood vessels almost burst...U"LL DIE SOON JUNXIANG..then he say i hav to wear specs like joshua(forgot why he said that)..then i told him i'm not that old..then he ask me why his specs got lao hua 1..stuupid qn man..then i told him because joshua is old..LOLL!!! sian man..hav to go back to doing my home econs..updated some picsss..bye ppl!!!

DIFFERENT EMOTIONS SURVEY
*Anger Section*
1. What do you do when you’re mad?- scream at ppl who made a slightest mistake..
2. What’s the worst thing you’ve done when you were mad?- ermm..scream at my bros?? or hav that fight wif junboon?? hmm....
3.Ever made anyone cry when you're mad?- ermm..i tink yes bah.
4. Do you swear when you’re mad?- why not..i not mad i also swear (X
5. When was the last time you really cried?- forgot..
6. Ever cried yourself to sleep?- yes..LOL
7. What usually makes you cry?- my mother scolding me loh..
8. Are you normally a happy person?- not really..cos ppl make me CRAZY!!! lol
9. Does being with your friends makes you happy?- erm..sometimes..other than times when my sacarsm makes them mad..
10. When people say they think you are good looking/pretty, do you get happy?- no..cos they're lying through their teeth..

ma and ly's thumbdrive..

my lovely muffin!

thanks sooo much dion loh..i nv cry loh..still keep saying i'll cry.

cute cute furball!!!

ly's pathetic pockey box..

charissa done that^.

yongming's masterpiece..

bought from op.

well done yongming(again..)..poooor dalmation char..

my broken french curve..

this van was at my house there..reporters' van..

edited pic.

real pic.. my lovely roti john!!! YUM~~

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2007-07-20T14:47:00.000+08:00

OHMYF*CKINGGAWD... i failed my chi test?!?!?!?!? wth?? first period chi..had another chi test..then dailaoshi put my yesterday's test on my table and told me to meet her during recess...wtf..i don't even wanna look at my paper lah..then aft a while turned it over and got a shock of my life..i got 6/15..well done melissa...good achievement(in my face!!)..how clever of me..i was so pissed lah..then i hav to copy 3 chapters of from e chi tb and a 100 word reflection on why did i do so badly..damn it..then math..i keep talking crap to ly for self-entertainment..she got 14/15..junboon got 14/15..leon got 11/15..charissa got 11/14..i was lyk wtf..y nobody below me..then i remembered joshua..hahahahahaha..he got 4/15 and yiliang got 3/15..so thats y dailaoshi called him out during chi test..LOL..haiz..then science..crap lah science..then eng..bala SUDDENLY menopaused..take not of the SUDDENLY..c the power of suddenly..she started scolding weilin for no particular reason..then she started to sae that fion so many days nv come sch and no one cared for her..wtf....dun talk shit lah pls...watever..she's totally mad...aft sch went to jp wif ly to buy my furball..lol..went there wif 10 bucks..came back with 3..wth??? so pathetic..anyway..won't post any longer..gotta faster shower and chioooong my stupid stuupid stuuupid damn chi copying..HELPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-07-19T17:05:00.000+08:00

hi ppl..sian.juz finished chi tuition.zzz..everytime i hav chi tuition i'll surely feel lyk sleeping..lol..sian..YAY!!! no aesthetics today..woots~~..then watched finish school of rock..then when walking downstairs to e canteen,suddenly brilliant joshua said 'did u study for chi test?' i was wtf..y u nv tell me earlier..yesterday i brought my chi tb home but forgot wat was it for loh..wtf..i tink i need to start copying e chaps....then math...sian..then leon went to take lingyun's furball and put in on top of his water bottle and started kicking e table to make e furball shake..damn funny lah..lol..then science..had to do e plug thing..was playing wtf cheryl's hp when mr lee suddenly came..then i pressed e cabinet shut while he tried to force it open..lol..then crapped wif him..stupid kiwi started saying me and ly siao..then i shouted at him then mr lee sae y i so fierce..i wanted to sae that it was heredity but decided not to..haha..lol..sian..dunno wat to type liao..so do quiz loh...

1.Honestly what color is your shirt?
- dark green.

2. Honestly, whats on your mind?
- homework sucks.

3. Honestly, what are you doing right now?
- typing this quiz as fast as i can cos my mum is not at home.

4. Honestly, have you ever been in love ?
- no...

5. Honestly, have you done something bad today?
- yes..i do BAD things everyday i tink..haha

6. Honestly, do you watch disney channel?
- yes..y cannot ah..haha

7.Honestly, who is the last person you talked to on the phone?
- my mum..and that was yesterday.

8.Honestly, are you jealous of somebody right now?
- yes...actually is envious.

9. Honestly, what makes you mad most of the time?
- EVERYONE!!! starting from my mother to ONGWEIKIAT. LOL.

10. Honestly, do you bite your nails?
- yes..during pri sch.. then my mum said that if i bite somemore,worms would grow in my tummy..so i nv bite loh.

11. Honestly, do you use anyone?
- no..

12. Honestly, do you want to see someone this very moment?
- yes..FION!!!! how are u ah..haiyo..so long nv come sch..

13. Honestly, do you have a friend you don’t like?
- duh..who doesn't???

14. Honestly, do you love someone very much?
- yes..who doesn't??? LOL!!

15. Honestly, does anyone like you?
-ermm..i tink no..

2007-07-18T20:05:00.000+08:00

haiz..another sian day..played monkey during pe..then silly ly said tat she wanted to play dodge ball,then xiao mei immediately threw e ball at her lah,hitting her leg..SILLY LINGYUN..then aft pe leon came back to class complaining he not feeling well..then aft recess he hao ready loh..still can scold me..then i ask him "bala go alr then u hao alr isit??" lol..then these few days keep getting scolded by dai-lao-shi..sian..every lesson the loh...then this dion loh damn shit lah..dunno what was he doin..then my hand was at e chair there then he dunno do wat to the chair then the chair went down and kiap my hand..THANK YOU SO MUCH DION LOH!!!! aft sch had band..then finally caught the stoning boy(joel) to band..lol lah he..FION AH!!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU??? Y SO LONG NV COME!!! haiz..die loh..

EIGHT Lasts
1. Last cigarette:
- I'm a good girl and i don't smoke. =X

2. Last beverage:
- Water??

3. Last phone call:
- Mum.

4. Last text message:
- Fion.

5. Last CD played:
- Haven't played one in donkey years...

6. Last bubble bath:
- Not so fortunate to have 1..lol

7. Last time you cried:
- Dunno...Forgot...

8. Last meal:
- Rice.

SEVEN Have You’s
1. Have you ever dated someone twice?
- Dunno..what abt u??? LOL.

2. Have you ever been cheated on?
- YES!!! Nv ask i also forgot..in MAPLE!!!

3. Have you ever bought condoms?
- Wtf..do u??

4. Have you ever kissed someone &
regreted it?
- No. i save my kisses too..LOL

5. Have you ever fallen in love?
- YES!! with my aunties..LOL

6. Have you ever lost someone?
- Yes..friends loh....

7. Have you ever been drunk and thrown up?
- Nope..i dun drink(:

Name SIX things you did in the past three days.
1. Eat
2. Sleep
3. Beat WEIKIAT
4. Beat YONGMING
5. Did my shit hw
6. Almost went mad trying to do hw

List FOUR people you can tell pretty much anything to.
1. Charissa
2. Lingyun
3. Fion
4. Siying

List THREE favorite colors
1. Purple
2. Ornage
3. Green

List TWO things you want to do before you die.
ERMMMM..when i'm dying then sae bah..i'm still alive mind you..

SO FAR IN 2007
Been to school - Duh..

Made a new friend - Duh..

Fallen out of love - Nope..

Done something you swore never to do - Erm..i tink no..

Laughed until you cried - No.. i don't that often..thats y my mum saes i'm inhuman.

Went behind your parents back - Err..dun tink so..

Met someone who changed your life - Errr.tink so..

Gotten close to someone - Duh..my aunties..

Found out who your true friends were - DUNNO!?!?!?!?

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF……
1. Blush ?
- whats that..

2. Gay Marriage ?
- EWWWWWW!!! but!!! see so much gaying everyday until feel that ppl in my class are most likely the ones who will have gay marriages

3. Do you think there’s some models/people out there, that should lose a few pounds ?
- Dunno,duncare,DUNBOTHER!!

4. Straight , Gay , Bi ?
- huhh??

5. Do you have a crush ?
- ERRR..no..but i have aunties.

6. Who is the best hugger that you know ?
- My stuff toys??

7. Do you believe in love at first sight ?
- Er no.

8. Is there something you want to tell someone ?
- Yes.

9. What brand of shirt are you wearing now ?
- U2.

10. Would you kiss anyone on your top friends ?
- Huh? y so many this qn? i tink my 2nd 1 liao loh..

11. Do you have “A thing” for anyone on your top friends ?
- What is 'A thing' and what is top friends.

12. How many people on your friends list ?
- Not more then 100 i tink..so damn anti-social rite.

13. How many kids do you want to have?
- Most 2 bah. Pity my mum for having 3.

14. Do you have a good relationship with your parents ?
- No.

15. Do you wanna change your name ?
- No.. I LOVE MALINGSUUUU((:

16. What did you do for your last birthday ?
- Nothing. my mum does'nt realli let me go out.

17. What time did you wake up today ?
- 5.25. sch day loh..

18. What were you doing at midnight last night ?
- Sleeping like a pig bah.

19. Name something you CANNOT wait to do:
- Go QUEENSWAY for my new shoes and shorts..

20. Last time you saw your dad ?
- 5 seconds ago...

21. What is one thing you wish you could change about yourself ?
- My hair?!?!?

22. Which hand do you like better?
- Left.

23. What are you listening to right now?
- The sound of the fan

24. Have you ever talked to someone named Sidney ?
- No.

25. Have you ever donated money to a good cause ?
- Ya,on flag day loh...

26. Have you ever talked about someone behind their back ?
- y not..u 1st day noe me???

27. Least favorite month ?
- December bah..

28. What’s the last piece of clothing you borrowed from anyone ?
- Don't borrow..

29. Who’s getting on your nerves right now ?
- EVERYONE!!! RAWRRRR.

30. Most visited web page ?
- Auntie Charissa's blog.

31. Would you help your best friend fight if he/she is losing ?
- Of cos..i wan my friend to win!!!

32. Coke or Pepsi ?
- NEITHER!

33. What’s the worst day of your life ?
- yesterday bah..but i noe got some more even worst..

34. Have you kissed or been kissed by anyone in the past week ?
- No ): I want a kiss! haha..lol

35. Do you disagree with a lot of things going on in the world ?
- YES!! i'm a problematic person.. so BEWARE!!!

2007-07-17T16:18:00.000+08:00

today was 1 shit day..doing a fast post before my tuition..FION!!!! Y U NV COME SCH!!! THEN LATER TMR I MUZ DO E CHI PROJECT BY MYSELF?!?!!? OMFGOMFGOMFGOMFG..haiz...so pissed today..except for e muffin-making..lol...then i looked back at my previous posts.i realised i typed a lot of shit..lol..sian..o..i realised that i've alr reached my 103th post!! i didn't even celebrate e 100th..haiz..nvm.i'll celebrate e 200th bah..
-LAST PERSON

1. You hang out with?
A: ERRR..fion??

2.You were in the car with?
A: My mum..

3.Went to the movies with?
A: My family.HARRY POTTER!!!

4.Went to the mall with?
A: Fion?!?!

5.You talked on the phone with?
A: Fion.

6.Made you laugh?
A: Ling yun.

7.You hugged?
A: Nobody..i save my hugs..haha

8.You cried with?
A: DUNNO!!?!?!?

-YOU WOULD RATHER

1.Pierce your nose or tongue?
A: Nose, fion sae till i so scared abt piercing tongue.

2.Be serious or be funny?
A: Funny.

3.Drink whole or skim milk?
A: Huh what’s skim.

4.Die in a fire or get shot?
A: Neither????

-ANSWER TRUTHFULLY

1.Sun or moon?
A: Moon.

2.Winter or fall?
A: Winter.

3.Left or right?
A: Left.

4.Sunny or rainy?
A: Rainy.

5.Where do you live?
A: Jurong.

6.Favourite song?
A: Dunno. the best damn thing..

7.Do you want to get married?
A: Of cos..

8.Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
A: Neither..i poke it.

9.Where is 11 and 12?
A: What thing?

10.Do you cook?
A: No..

-IN THE LAST 48 HOURS

1.Kissed someone?
A: Nope.

2.Sang?
A: Nope.

3.Been hugged?
A: Nope.

4.Danced crazy?
A: Nope.

6.Cried?
A: Nope.

7.Like someone you can’t have?
A: Nope. wah..make me sound lyk i'm soooo despo..this specially applies to a certain somebody...ahem...haha..lol

2007-07-16T16:26:00.001+08:00

hiehie ppl..went imm for dinner yesterday..then char said she was there too..haha..ut nv find her..then bought my op bag,op slippers and french curve cos i dunno y it broke..actually wanted to go out today since no band..but dunno y AUNTIE CHARISSA AND ANUTIE LINGYUN wanted to be guai kias and go home to study..then fion nv come..wtf..was so pissed abt e chi music project thing..OMFG!!! silly ym splattered chinese caligraphy 'mo' on char luh..she look lyk a dalmation dog..ly calls her 102 dalmations..poor char..she was goin mad all thanks to ym..ym mind u..SHE WANTS U TO PAY!!! hohoho..then had a shit survey thing..LOL lah..wanted to post pics..but so lazy.. morning bala scolded boyi,xy and kiwi until lyk siao loh..i was feeling sad for kiwi and boyi..xy?? no and never will mind u..in fact, i was rejoicing when bala scolded him..YAY!!! our class tee came liao..so nice lah..LOVES!!! aft sch, walked with kaiqin,cynthia,kok keong,vincent,leon,chien wei,elsen,wei jie,rui yang and natalie to imm cos my dear wanted to buy his $115 eupho mouthpiece and is afraid to go alone..haha..then they went imm i went home..so sian..didnt wanna do maths..so decided to blog while waiting for fion to send me the chi songs and blah blah blah..koped this quiz from my friend's blog..

1. First off, what’s your name?
- Melissa

2. Okay, but what does your best friend call you?
- MALINGSUUU!!

3. Have you ever kissed someone with braces?
- No.

4. Who is the fourth received call on your call log?
- Natalie lee.

5. If you could change your eye color what would it be?
- Purple(:

6. What is the wallpaper on your phone?
- Me,siying and weina at e east coast seafood restruant sign(edited).

7. How many pillows on your bed?
- 1.

8. Who was the last text message you sent to?
- Leon. abt e maths hw qns..

9. What color is your shirt right now?
- Orange.

10. What was the best thing that happened to you last year?
- ERRR. Nothing really..can't rmb in such a short time..

12. Who’s the fourth person on your contacts list?
- My aunt lilian..

13. When was the last time you cried from laughing so hard?
- Never.

14. What school did you attend in secondary?
- Fuhua.(plus i so totally agree wif what mr ng wrote during history man..)

15. Do you have a crush on somebody?
- I crushed somebody and the person most likely to be will be dear JOSHUA!!

16. Who was the last person that made you laugh?
- Yong Xiang.

17. Do you like Quiznos?
- What the hell is tat??

18. Who do you make fun of the most?
- ERRMMM..so many loh..joshua,junboon,weikiat,lingyun,charissa..can;t tink of anymore..haha..or not i'll make a long list out of them(:

19. What’s the longest you’ve ever talked on the phone?
- 30mins?!?! coa aft tat my mum starts nagging..

20. Do you think you’ve gotten prettier/more handsome since grade school?
- ????

21. Have you seen your best friend cry?
- Yes..

22. Do you dance in the car?
- Like got space, plus i don't dance..

23. What do you think of hunting and fishing?
- BORING! i'm not a patient person.

24. Do you and your best friend act alike?
- No..They are aunties and i'm not!! LOL(:

25. What is a noise that you cannot stand?
- Voices of ass holes(:

26. Does your mom vacuum early in the morning, when you’re sleeping?
- No, she does'nt do housework.

27. Are your parents in love?
- Duno,Dunocar,Dun bother(:(copy form weikiat!!)

28: At what age did you get your mp3 player/ipod?
- p6 i tink..now its lost somewhere in my cousin's house..

29. What do you hear right now?
- The fan blowing at me..

30. Would you rather sleep at a friend’s or have them over?
- Sleep over. i dunwanna be embarrassed myselfby my two bros.

31. When was the last time you wrote a note, and to who?
- Myself, reminding myself to do my father's recording!!!!

32. Has something happened where you honestly thought you were gonna die?
- Ya.

33. What do you smell like right now?
- Shampoo and soap.

34. Do you have a hard time admitting you’re wrong?
- Not really.

35. What shoes did you wear today?
- My blue Adidas shoe to sch..realised its sooo ugly..

36. What makes you lose your appetite?
- Seeing ass holes.

37. What color is your laundry basket?
- Yellow.

38. Does your mom make you wear a winter coat?
- No. Its not nort/south pole here.

39. Does it contain fur?
- Dunno.

40. Do you own any Hollister polos?
- ???!!!???

41. How do you like your steak?
- I don’t eat steak mind you.

42. Who’s in your house right now?
- Me, my bro and my maid..

43. Where did you get your last bruise from?
- Joshua.

44. Where did you last go out to eat?
- Imm's kopitiam.

45. Is there someone you can’t stop thinking about?
- ERMMM...You??? haha((:

2007-07-15T09:49:00.000+08:00

hiehie ppl..stupid com down again..so can't post pics..harry potter yesterday..ok lah...onli so short compared to the the goblith of fire(or however do you spell it)..haha..i was shocked lah..one of e bad guys(siao lang) was actually charlie(and the chocolate factory)'s mum..she is totally crazy..evil laugh..haha..need to chiong all my hw today..wtf..so many lah..home econs,tuition blah blah blah..yesterdayc got scolded by my mum until so cham lah..wtf..i come home then my bro started asking me how to do his hw..then i so pissed then i scolded him..then my mum scolded me.then she threw my nike water bottle at me lah(it was on the table beside her) wtf i tell u..heng nv hit me..then scold scold..then i tell her i dunwan learn life saing aft i finished myy gold star for swimming..the she force me go..lyk got ppl who will purposely drown in front of me for me to save like dat..wth..then she sae she is gonna make my whole schedule by sending me to eng tuition on fri..damn her..so pissed man i tell u..then she sae i'm not allowed to ask her abt anything..my bros also cannot ask me anything..i was lyk YAY!!!! lol..now play time before chiong-ing hw time..so do quizes again to bu3 my pic-less post..sian..

(x-es for yes)
you have a fear of…..
.
.
.

[x] being touched
[x] fire
[ ] deep water
[ ] the ocean
[x] failure
[ ] success
[x] thunder/lightning
[x] frogs/toads
[ ] my boyfriends/girlfriends
[x] mice/rats
[x] jumping from high places
[ ] snow
[ ] rain
[ ] wind
[x] crossing hanging bridges
[x] death
[ ] Heaven
[x] being robbed
[ ] cotton balls
[x] cemeteries
[ ] clowns
[x] large crowd
[x] drunk men
[ ] women
[x] having great responsibility
[x] doctors, including dentists
[x] tornadoes
[x] hurricanes
[x] diseases
[x] snakes
[x] sharks
[ ] Friday the 13th
[x] ghosts
[x] poverty
[ ] Halloween
[ ] school
[ ] trains or railroads
[ ] odd numbers
[ ] even numbers
[x] being alone
[x] being blind
[x] being deaf
[ ] growing up
[ ] monsters under my bed
[ ] creepy noises in the night
[x] bee stings
[ ] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[ ] needles
[x] blood
[ ] dinosaurs
[ ] the welcome mat

lol..juz doin it for fun..

You Are Dublin Mudslide Ice Cream

You won't remember any of this in the morning

What Flavor Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream Are You?

You Are Balanced - Realist - Empowered

You feel your life is controlled both externally and internally.

You have a good sense of what you can control and what you should let go.

Depending on the situation, you sometimes try to exert more control.

Other times, you accept things for what they are and go with the flow.

You are a realist when it comes to luck.

You don't attribute everything to luck, but you do know some things are random.

You don't beat yourself up when bad things happen to you...

But you do your best to try to make your own luck.

You have a good deal of power, but you also know the pecking order.

You realize that working the system does get you further.

You know who to defer to and who to control.

When it comes to the game of life, you play things flawlessly.

The Three Dimension Luck and Power Test

You Are 16 Years Old

Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.

13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.

20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.

30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!

40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.

What Age Do You Act?

Your IQ Is 90

Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average

Your Verbal Intelligence is Above Average

Your Mathematical Intelligence is Exceptional

Your General Knowledge is Average

A Quick and Dirty IQ Test

You Should Try Snowboarding

While you may want to stick to sledding...

You'll love the rush of your first run!

What Extreme Sport Should You Try?

You're Kind of Stupid

You got 7/10 questions right!

There's some things most people know... except for you.

Are You Stupid?

Your 1920's Name is:

Earline Blossom

What's Your 1920's Name?

2007-07-14T13:18:00.000+08:00

(x-es for yes)
How Barbie are you??

[ ] You own over 10 bottles of nail
polish
[ ] You own perfume that cost over $200
[x] You had/have fake nails
[X] You have more than one hair product
[ ] You have enough clothes to cover an
entire refugee camp.
[ ] You have enough pictures to create
your own wallpaper.
Total: 2

Do you:
[ ] Have/had a hair color that is not
your natural color
[ ] Have “blonde moments” at least once
a day
[X] Constantly keep your phone at your
side
[ ] Dance around in your room when
nobody else is home
[ ]Refuse to go out in public without
makeup
Total: 1

DO YOU ADORE:
[ ] Makeup
[ ] Glitter
[x] The Color Pink
[x] Shopping
[x] Jewelery
[x] Mirrors
[ ] Chick flicks
[X] Shoes
[ ] Rainbows
[ ] Unicorns
[x] Disney Movies
[ ] Candles
[ ] Flowers
[X] Stuffed Animals
[x] Purses
[ ] Boots
[ ] Starbucks
Total: 4

DO YOU SAY:
[X] Whatever.
[X] Oh my gosh/goodness/god
[ ] Hun/honey
[ ] That’s hot
[ ] Dunzo
[ ] Darling
[ ] Psh
[ ] Cutie
[ ] Hottie
[ ] Totally
[ ] Fer Shur
[ ] Fabulous
[X] hell
[X] like
[X] duh
Total: 5

Do You Read:
[ ] Cosmopolitan/Cosmo Girl
[ ] Cleo
[ ] Marie Claire
[ ] Elle
[ ] Vogue
[ ] Dolly
[ ] Girlfriend
[ ] V Mag
[ ] Famous
[ ] New idea
[ ] Seventeen
[ ] Madison
[ ] Who
[ ] PerezHilton.com
Total: 0

Have you Seen These:
[ ] Legally Blonde
[ ] Elizabethtown
[ ] Mean Girls
[ ] Now & Then
[ ] The Notebook
[ ]A Walk to Remember
[ ] Sweet Home Alabama
[ ] Where the Heart is
[ ] Just my luck
[ ] John Tucker Must Die
[ ] Centerstage
[ ] Bring it On
[ ] How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
[ ] American Pie
Total: 0

Are you/ have you been addicted to…
[ ] LOST
[ ] America’s Next Top Model
[ ] Project Runway
[ ] Desperate Housewives
[ ] The Simple Life
[ ] Next pussycat doll
[ ] 8th & Ocean
[ ] Grey’s Anatomy
[ ] The O.C.
[ ] Laguna Beach/The Hills
[ ] Nip/Tuck
[ ] Gilmore Girls
[ ] Veronica Mars
[ ] One tree hill

Total: 0

COUNT UP HOW MANY YOU CHECKED.
MULTIPLY BY 2

12 x 2 = 24%

HEY I’M NOT SO BARBIE. (: